:mad:

 

bascily i was making love with my bird in my zed at 02.00 in the morning. :p

 

this was in a car park, an empty one. i know i shudnt have done that.

 

anyway a white fiesta drove in the car park and slowed next to my zed. i knew what they was thinking ,but they coudnt see me as the windows were steamy. they probably wanted to knick it, so i switched on my lights. they went and then i thought na better leave. so as i was about to put on my clothes cars came. 1 a black astra and the other was a white fiesta. they were coming up to my car and i switched on my car and ust drove off as fast as possible. i tried to lose them but i couldnt because

 

1 it was raining

2 the raod was like a slalom.

 

this went on for 10 mins and the astra was no where to be seen but the fiesta was very quick.

 

i had to think fast and thought the best way to lose them would be on the motorway.

 

so i lost them and i slowed down. 10 mins later i was doing 50 miles and all of a sudden i car was heading towards the kerb i quickly gained control and slowed right down.

 

this was a fukin scary moment all this driving with no clothes on lol.

 

luckily i had 10 pounds of super unleaded and must have finished it in 25 mins lol. not that i care as my cars ok.

 

what shud i do now. they were trying to bash into my car and there was 4 of them as i saw them when i wound down my window.

god i remember this all those years ago lol

one of the all time greats that one:rofl::rofl::rofl::bow:

We keep trying but we all get band and the thread closed lol

 

:lol::lol::lol:

AAAaaahhhh...................the good ol' days!:balloon:

My diaphram has had a very good work out this evening, it was definatly worth staying up to read!

Dude serves you right for going to dogging locations, they only wanted to watch.

one of the all time greats that one:rofl::rofl::rofl::bow:

 

Just so..........

 

And after all those years just look how many of us are still around.

And then add in all the really good new members.

 

that adds up to this being a really good club... back then... and now

I didnt say it was perfect mind and we dont all agree about everything

But still a bloody good club!!:cool2:

Great thread!

 

A club worth staying around then...

Wow!! There were some pompous owners around back then!! Along with a rather foolish young lad admittedly :wink:

 

Imagine how he'd fair against a Fiesta now he has a 3000gt lol

bloody hell blast from the past i remember hearing about this thread when i first joined

Wow! bumped from 8 years ago!! This was such a funny thread. So much has happened in that time it's nuts. It took me 6 years to amass enough car debt that I had to stop, and another 3 years to pay it back again!! The Zed is still one of the most enjoyable road cars I've owned, well the ones that worked anyhow. Always nice to come on to old forums and see some of the original faces :)

Wow! bumped from 8 years ago!! This was such a funny thread. So much has happened in that time it's nuts. It took me 6 years to amass enough car debt that I had to stop, and another 3 years to pay it back again!! The Zed is still one of the most enjoyable road cars I've owned, well the ones that worked anyhow. Always nice to come on to old forums and see some of the original faces :)

 

Deliberate bump for new and old members alike. A reference popped up about on another thread. A good read, and all in good fun :-)

i looked at the title and though 'oh no whats happened'. Then i read the start of it and start coughing up my tea haha

Bloody hell - this one resurrects itself every 3-4 years.......:lol:

 

Hell, I'm going to change the rules so that no threads older than 6 months can be dug up.....:shifty:

 

Richard:wink:

What eejit put the link up for this thread :ban:

What eejit put the link up for this thread :ban:

 

Agreed gaz - see my comment above matey....:shifty::biggrin:

Agreed gaz - see my comment above matey....:shifty::biggrin:

 

Wait till I get him :gunsmilie:

Bloody hell - this one resurrects itself every 3-4 years.......:lol:

 

Hell, I'm going to change the rules so that no threads older than 6 months can be dug up.....:shifty:

 

Richard:wink:

 

NO...NO.. Leave it be.:tt2:

It is one of the funniest threads of all time.:thumbup:

In fact we could compile a "list"

 

Top Ten Funniest Threads Ever:yes:

 

Lets get "searching":lol:

NO...NO.. Leave it be.:tt2:

It is one of the funniest threads of all time.:thumbup:

In fact we could compile a "list"

 

Top Ten Funniest Threads Ever:yes:

 

Lets get "searching":lol:

 

I have a bad feeling about this :sweatdrop::biggrin:

I have a bad feeling about this :sweatdrop::biggrin:

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

And then we could have a "Top Ten Best Ever Photoshop"

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

 

Ill be on that I know:innocent:

I agree with Pete. Albeit is a rather amusing thread, it is part of the clubs history. Leave it be, and hopefully in a few years time there will be threads we can all look back on and smile about(and resurrect). Tech threads are more than worthwhile and part of the reason the forum is here, but hopefully not the only reason. I think a nice balance currently prevails :cool2:

NO...NO.. Leave it be.:tt2:

It is one of the funniest threads of all time.:thumbup:

In fact we could compile a "list"

 

Top Ten Funniest Threads Ever:yes:

 

Lets get "searching":lol:

Eeeeeh, them were t'days.....:rofl:

 

Nostalgia just isn't as good as I remember it.....:oops:

LOL I'd forgotten about this one. The good ole days.

Got a point Pete!-but this one I'll always remember! just Lol.........

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?39462-My-300zx-TT-Now-Reduced-4-Quick-Sale&highlight=haterz

Got a point Pete!-but this one I'll always remember! just Lol.........

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?39462-My-300zx-TT-Now-Reduced-4-Quick-Sale&highlight=haterz

 

Thats mad lol interesting thread :biggrin: