Well that's what it said in the E-Mail title.......

 

After her sixth child, Jan decided that she should have some Cosmetic surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory, because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a sideways Sloppy Joe. Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are these from?" she asked the

nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."

"Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".

"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jan.

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"

"Brilliant!" said Jane.

"And the third?" "That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

:rofl: :hurl: :rofl: :hurl:

 

well according to Monty Python the funniest joke in the world is:

"Venn ist das nurstuck, geht un schlottomeyer?"

"Ja, die bierhund, das flippervelt, gesput!"

I hope he dont wear glasses as he will need a G string to hold them on.

The World's Funniest Joke -- Official

 

LONDON (Reuters) - After a year of painstaking scientific research, the world's funniest joke was revealed on Thursday.

 

In a project described as the largest-ever scientific study into humor, the British Association for the Advancement of Science ( news - web sites) asked Internet users around the world to submit their favorite jokes and rate the funniness of other people's offerings.

More than 40,000 jokes from 70 countries and two million critiques later, this is it:

 

"Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"

Two Irishmen walking down a country lane. They see a sign saying " Tree fellers wanted" one says to the other "Its a shame Paddy aint here". "why?" the other one asks. " because we would have got that job". :smash: