OK...Pluck away fellas

im looking at 78mm in length here.....

 

 

 

 

 

Please Note...

 

Measuring pubic hair would be constituted as cheating and therefore will be withdrawn from the competition :D

 

(Disclaimer....This was my wifes idea)

Hairy Nipples are great as you can suckle and floss at the same time :hyper:

Hairy Nipples are great as you can suckle and floss at the same time :hyper:

lol...nipple hair...

 

Now thats another competition ;)

your saving them up for a wig for chris aint ya lol

I just pulled one of mine....Fook that for a game of soldiers. Does it count if they are measured in situ?

a wigg for me ?, think Baz needs it more

I just pulled one of mine....Fook that for a game of soldiers. Does it count if they are measured in situ?

lol.....Nope :nono:

Its all part of the test :D

I have only one, I tied a knot in it in 1973 so that it wouldnt go back into my chest and I aint pullin it out for no fookin compations :nono: :tongue:

I have only one, I tied a knot in it in 1973 so that it wouldnt go back into my chest and I aint pullin it out for no fookin compations :nono: :tongue:

fpmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:tongue: FAILED :tongue:

I'm half man half bird then, hate hair of any kind so shave my chest regular like! ;)

eeek...what makes a man go get a back, sack and crack?

 

I like th idea of the chick rubbing the wax on...but no way is she sticking one of those strips on and pullin it off....

I take it no one has a hair worthy of beating my fine creation....?

Anyone :confused:

52mm but no pics and no it wont fit in your a-pillar pod :D

a wigg for me ?, think Baz needs it more

OOOIIIIIII :mac1:

i would join in but being half welsh and half italian not only is my chest hair to gorgeous to look at but it makes for a nice jumper.. baaaa :rofl:

Bout 5 at 10mm guess most of my manly hood went else where :D

Bout 5 at 10mm guess most of my manly hood went else where :D

lol...smart arse :bow:

52mm but no pics and no it wont fit in your a-pillar pod :D

 

52mm at 23 !! by time ur 40 ur gonna be a monkey !!! :rofl:

52mm at 23 !! by time ur 40 ur gonna be a monkey !!! :rofl:

 

surprised your not hairy being a turk un all :eek: ;)

surprised your not hairy being a turk un all :eek: ;)

 

Where the fook did this turk thing come from ??? do i look turkish...i think not !! lol :nana2:

Where the fook did this turk thing come from ??? do i look turkish...i think not !! lol :nana2:

 

PMSL........

 

You don't look 6ft tall dark and blue eyes either LMAO :eek: :x: :rofl:

PMSL........

 

You don't look 6ft tall dark and blue eyes either LMAO :eek: :x: :rofl:

 

nah gary out of eastenders sums him up TBH :rofl:

PMSL........

 

You don't look 6ft tall dark and blue eyes either LMAO :eek: :x: :rofl:

 

Iv never seen a turk with blue eyes only one thought in mind though KEBAB fairshout :D

Where the fook did this turk thing come from ??? do i look turkish...i think not !! lol :nana2:

 

Karl i think it was a mistype it was supposed to have a b on the front or a d on the rear mate

nah gary out of eastenders sums him up TBH :rofl:

 

I think not weasel boy lol !!

 

And yes i am 6 foot and yes i have blue eyes and no ryan i wont say anoything until me car is out of the bodyshop or knowing my luck u will change it to pink !!!

I WIN! 94mm including a curl :bow: :bow: