Now I am pissed off! This was the second time I have tried to mate this Bird Eater, two months ago she killed her mate within 10 seconds of introducing him into her tank.

Today she refused to mate and attacked male number two:( lucky for him I managed to save him and stop her fangs from passing straight through the poor fellow.

However he did lose a leg in the process and you can hear the noise of her fangs as they crunch through it.

Oh well thank fook I am not a spider!

 

Do not click on the link below if you scared of spiders as these have a 10 inch leg span.

 

 

http://www.tekniq.org/mac1/Movie%20spiders.wmv

ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! Mac I remember helping you move that massive fish tank of yours, When I lifted it all I saw was a missive spider on the carpet, So I dropped the Fooking tank and ran out of your house, How was I to know it was just a skin???? Yeah I laughed an all! :( :(

ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! Mac I remember helping you move that massive fish tank of yours, When I lifted it all I saw was a missive spider on the carpet, So I dropped the Fooking tank and ran out of your house, How was I to know it was just a skin???? Yeah I laughed an all! :( :(

 

:D id done the same

:D id done the same

 

Id have got in a plane and flew somewhere far far away!

I bloody hate spiders!

 

If i see 1 in the house, even a little 1 i either wack it with a shoe or hoover it up n watch it spin round in the dyson :D

 

Just watching that video made me cringe! :x:

if they are too big to go up the hoover tube then i dont like em .....

Christ! I bet any male spider with an ounce of intelligence is gay :D

Christ! I bet any male spider with an ounce of intelligence is gay :D

 

 

LOL so ChrisC has eight legs? :rofl:

 

 

 

 

Spider porn episode 2.....................

 

http://www.tekniq.org/mac1/spidermate2.wmv

if only the big'ns would do that

"The female of the species is more deadly than the male!!"

 

Obviously in tune!

maybe she's a lesbien spider. buy a nother female and get them a strap on

 

ROFLMFAO :rofl:

 

Yeah a strap-on with eight leg straps! :D :D

LOL so ChrisC has eight legs? :rofl:

 

 

 

 

Spider porn episode 2.....................

 

http://www.tekniq.org/mac1/spidermate2.wmv

 

 

Ian as a matter of interest, were are their organs. Its just that that position is in no book Ive ever looked at :D