Chaps and Chapetts,

 

Some feckers had a pop at me car in a carpark yesterday, not impressed, no damage as such but they tried to get in through the boot (WTF!?!) they tried to lift it using the spoiler whilst picking lock (no damage) or tried to take the spoiler off one or the other, anyway my spoiler is coming away from the car, I need a new one and I have a chip on my windscreen too, reckon it's worth going through the insurance, criminal damage?

 

I pressed panic alarm from about 70 yards away and they took off, I wish I would have been a bit more relaxed about it and run up to the feckers and floored them, would have wiped the floor with the little gits!

 

 

Am now officially on a sulk.......

 

Matty.

Bloody hell, it's a f*cking epidemic

 

Really sorry to read this m8

 

Group buy on sniper rifles anyone??

F***ers

I told Mrs. Turbo that I'm gonna start taking my mutt with me everywhere in the Z!!!

 

CAT1? Nah, ROT1 with full closure jaws ROFL Also with seek and muller capabilities

I've worked out what it is..

 

We're approaching Xmas right?

 

So all the little skanks are out trying to nick Xmas pressies for their crack-ho skank mothers...

 

Well thats what I reckon anyway...

 

Apologies if this offends anyone...

Dont offend me mate, Im a leftie Guardian reader but if some little cocksucker council-house dwelling skag-head comes near my Zed and I catch him I'll feed the little fucker to my pet goldfish through a straw.

What is this ffs, open season on 300zx's goddamit

Grrrrrrrr

 

Which makes me incredibly glad that my Zed is parked in a locked, alarmed metal building with a thunking great Disklok cuddling the steering wheel, a tracker installed (just in case) and the radio front lying in its case somewhere in my lounge.

 

Anybody who tries has to a)know she's there and b) get through 3 different security systems before even *thinking* about touching my Zed. Oh and courtesy of a re-shuffle at the weekend, my Zed is now also behind 3 other cars in the Workshops, so they have to get past them too if they try to steal her