Sorry to keep starting silly threads but:

 

I JUST GOT IN FROM WORK AND.................

After spending the last couple of weeks as a new member of this excellent site I have seen some (not all yet) but some of your cars and what you have done to them.

WELL! I would just like to say to you all...Thanks.

You have inspired me to spend a fortune on my ZX and if I could only reach half the standard of some of your cars I will be the happiest man to have owned one. I know it sounds a bit cringey but I mean what i say.

 

My missus by the way says:

"FOOK YOU ALL I WANTED A NEW KITCHEN"

 

:bow:

My missus by the way says:

"FOOK YOU ALL I WANTED A NEW KITCHEN"

 

:bow:

 

Class! :rofl: :rofl: :bow:

pmsl @ new kitchen!!!

My missus by the way says:

"FOOK YOU ALL I WANTED A NEW KITCHEN"

Mine to...maybe we could go half each on the kitchen, that would leave us more money for the zeds.

Sorry to keep starting silly threads but:

 

I JUST GOT IN FROM WORK AND.................

After spending the last couple of weeks as a new member of this excellent site I have seen some (not all yet) but some of your cars and what you have done to them.

WELL! I would just like to say to you all...Thanks.

You have inspired me to spend a fortune on my ZX and if I could only reach half the standard of some of your cars I will be the happiest man to have owned one. I know it sounds a bit cringey but I mean what i say.

 

My missus by the way says:

"FOOK YOU ALL I WANTED A NEW KITCHEN"

 

:bow:

You can't drive that kitchen :D around with as much pride as you would drive your Zed!!!

What is it with women and kitchens???

My wife says the same too - we already have a kitchen!

I know, I've seen it on the way to the door ;)

Who needs a kitchen?

 

For:

Cooking.

Washing up.

Washing clothes.

Keeping household cleaning products.

 

Against:

All the above+

The Mrs can have a cheap shed for cleaning.

You can live on kebabs, pizzas, curry.

You could be out posing in a flash Z.

You could be shagging fit birds in a flash Z.

You can annoy everyone with your loud fast Z.

Who needs a kitchen?

 

For:

Cooking.

Washing up.

Washing clothes.

Keeping household cleaning products.

 

Against:

All the above+

The Mrs can have a cheap shed for cleaning.

You can live on kebabs, pizzas, curry.

You could be out posing in a flash Z.

You could be shagging fit birds in a flash Z.

You can annoy everyone with your loud fast Z.

You missed one thing from the list!!!!! :slap:

You Can Burn out and leave those £7000 Used Snow plows in your rear view Mirror!! :rofl: ;)

I'm spending the money I've got from selling mine on Hi-fi - lots more fun, lasts longer and cheaper to run :rofl:

 

Guess I'm not enough of a petrol head - my 200SX does me fine !

Sorry to keep starting silly threads but:

 

My missus by the way says:

"FOOK YOU ALL I WANTED A NEW KITCHEN"

 

:bow:

 

Given the premise that happiness is the basis of a long and fulfilled life.

 

Just ask yourself which will make you happiest.

 

This is not an easy question because of the knock on implications and reprisals that each decision could lead to and in return cause unhappiness.

 

However if she really loves you then by explaining how this will fulfil a boyhood need she'll say go ahead with her blessing. If however she says no she wants a kitchen. Then ditch the bitch now, because she'll only get worse and more demanding of your time money and eventually even the air you breath. + Next time it'll be a new car or house just to get another blow job. When the Zed gives you a twin blow job every time. That what make us all smile so much. :D :D :D :D