They've chosen another Pope and he's a conservative hard liner.

 

Should guarantee more pain and death in the third world and the further demise of the Catholic faith (which I'm not bothered about).

 

:headvswal

LOL, yeh and he is already 78 :roll eyes: 1 year in service then 5 years of blithering idiocy as he dies slowly in hospitals across europe pmsl

Is he the one that was against Rock Music!!

 

If he is, i'm off to Rome with a Metallica CD and my Ghetto blaster!! :rofl:

Is he the one that was against Rock Music!!

 

 

He's a catholic, he's against everything...

DAD:

There are Jews in the world.

There are Buddhists.

There are Hindus and Mormons, and then

There are those that follow Mohammed, but

I've never been one of them.

 

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing they say about Catholics is:

They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

 

You don't have to be a six-footer.

You don't have to have a great brain.

You don't have to have any clothes on. You're

A Catholic the moment Dad came,

 

Because

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

 

CHILDREN:

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.

 

GIRL:

Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty ground.

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

 

CHILDREN:

Every sperm is wanted.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

 

MUM:

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God loves those who treat their

Semen with more care.

 

MEN:

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

WOMEN:

If a sperm is wasted,...

CHILDREN:

...God get quite irate.

 

PRIEST:

Every sperm is sacred.

BRIDE and GROOM:

Every sperm is good.

NANNIES:

Every sperm is needed...

CARDINALS:

...In your neighbourhood!

 

CHILDREN:

Every sperm is useful.

Every sperm is fine.

FUNERAL CORTEGE:

God needs everybody's.

MOURNER #1:

Mine!

MOURNER #2:

And mine!

CORPSE:

And mine!

 

NUN:

Let the Pagan spill theirs

O'er mountain, hill, and plain.

HOLY STATUES:

God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

 

EVERYONE:

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is good.

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood.

 

Every sperm is sacred.

Every sperm is great.

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

 

:rofl: :rofl: :x:

Monty Python - classic quality !

LOL

 

They wanted an old one so they can get all the tourism cash again soon when he kicks it!

I had 100quid on this German one so gd result, well pleased!

if my history is correct wasnt he Nazi youth he served hitler i think....... dont quote me on that though.......

 

karl

if my history is correct wasnt he Nazi youth he served hitler i think....... dont quote me on that though.......

 

karl

 

I heard that too and he is against rock Chunk so you'd better get that Ghetto Blaster out!

I bet he doen't even drive a Zed....

 

Old git alert...look out he wil against Zed's i bet . :tongue:

He's a catholic, he's against everything...

 

 

i disagree - i would love to be catholic - as far as i can see you can do whatever you want so long as you repent afterwards - say three hail mary's and anythiing is excused :dance: :dance: now that's my kind of religion

 

Regards,

 

alex :tongue:

I think I will need more than three hail mary's ... but a nice thought anyway.

if my history is correct wasnt he Nazi youth he served hitler i think....... dont quote me on that though.......

 

karl

FACT................but god forgives him.......:xxx::xxx: