just got new camera phone sony ericsson s700i last night so been pic taking . check my fun filled office !!!

Cant you walk past the front of her and drop a pen? PMSL :rofl:

 

PMSL, top trick MACCA.

 

New barmaid started work at my local last night. Poor girl has not done this type of work before. We were putting our change close to the edge of the bar (her side) so some fell off onto the floor.... You know the rest lol.

FFS,

 

Just walk up to her and say that you think she is the most beautiful thing that you have seen and you want to remember her face forever and take a picture.

:rofl: :rofl:

 

well considering her boyfriend works opposite her :xxx: bit difficult LOL what u lot trying to do to me ha ha ,

 

Trin,if i told u that u had a gorgeous body , would u hold it against me ?? :hyper: :hyper:

PMSL, top trick MACCA.

 

New barmaid started work at my local last night. Poor girl has not done this type of work before. We were putting our change close to the edge of the bar (her side) so some fell off onto the floor.... You know the rest lol.

 

Some women!!!!

 

If you had off done that in front of me i would have told you to pick it up yourself!!! :p

 

LOL

Trin,if i told u that u had a gorgeous body , would u hold it against me ?? :hyper: :hyper:

 

 

Probably not !!!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl:

PMSL, top trick MACCA.

 

New barmaid started work at my local last night. Poor girl has not done this type of work before. We were putting our change close to the edge of the bar (her side) so some fell off onto the floor.... You know the rest lol.

 

PMSL :rofl: About what you were saying yesterday maybe we can meet up at the SE openday on Bank holiday Monday?

well considering her boyfriend works opposite her :xxx: bit difficult LOL what u lot trying to do to me ha ha ,

 

LOL Give me your work number and I will give him a call :rofl:

 

I will say the guy on the other desk called Karl said your Mrs with the white coat on the back of her chair is a swamp Donkey and has the face that even a dog would not lick :rofl: He will then beat you up and probably get fired.

You will be then free to take pics all day:D:D;)

LOL Give me your work number and I will give him a call :rofl:

 

I will say the guy on the other desk called Karl said your Mrs with the white coat on the back of her chair is a swamp Donkey and has the face that even a dog would not lick :rofl: He will then beat you up and probably get fired.

You will be then free to take pics all day:D:D;)

 

top idea mate!! except he only little so think id have to give HIM an ass whooping , cos actually his mrs is fit as !!!!! il try and get a pic for tomorrow,...watch this space guys!!

Trin,if i told u that u had a gorgeous body , would u hold it against me ?? :hyper: :hyper:

 

My best chat up line is: "Was your dad a meat thief bacause it's like he stole two fine hams and put them down the back of your dress"

 

...kind of a play on the "stars in your eyes line" .... no it never works but it makes me laugh anyway.

 

 

 

BTW if you do get caught taking the photo of the girl in your office I'm not sure the tribunal will find "some people on an internet chatroom told me to do it" a suitable excuse. :smash:

My best chat up line is: "Was your dad a meat thief bacause it's like he stole two fine hams and put them down the back of your dress"

 

...kind of a play on the "stars in your eyes line" .... no it never works but it makes me laugh anyway.

 

 

 

BTW if you do get caught taking the photo of the girl in your office I'm not sure the tribunal will find "some people on an internet chatroom told me to do it" a suitable excuse. :smash:

 

 

LOL Funny one I heard was.........................

 

Bloke= Hi Babe here is 10p now go and call your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight as you have pulled.

 

Girl= Why would I want 10p I have a mobile you dick head LOL

Best one I heard on the door at closing was

 

bloke " You dont know me but I really like you. Can I have your number"

 

girl "no but you can **** me if you want, just pay for the taxi"

 

Class joint:D

PSML

 

All these chat up lines and the best i get is "grab your coat you have pulled" & "i don't bother with chat up lines so you can either come home with me now or give me your number and i will call you later".

 

:shock: :xxx:

PSML

 

All these chat up lines and the best i get is "grab your coat you have pulled" & "i don't bother with chat up lines so you can either come home with me now or give me your number and i will call you later".

 

:shock: :xxx:

 

How about "..Do you have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?..."

 

or "....my face is leaving in about 5 minutes, I'd like you to be on it?...."

 

Never tried them myself :nono: ;) Although I did get a date with a very pretty American girl some years back with the words "...my god, you're ugly!!..."

 

Then there's always the classic "...you don't sweat much for a fat lass :nelson: ...."

 

Richard :rofl:

PSML

 

All these chat up lines and the best i get is "grab your coat you have pulled" & "i don't bother with chat up lines so you can either come home with me now or give me your number and i will call you later".

 

:shock: :xxx:

 

ahh poor trinity

 

here's one for you then - How much does a polar bear weigh??

 

Regards,

 

alex

just got new camera phone sony ericsson s700i last night so been pic taking . check my fun filled office !!!

 

You poor ******* :headvswal NOT 4 me :D

ahh poor trinity

 

here's one for you then - How much does a polar bear weigh??

 

Regards,

 

alex

 

No Idead mate, but it broke the ice ;) :D

Best one I heard on the door at closing was

 

bloke " You dont know me but I really like you. Can I have your number"

 

girl "no but you can **** me if you want, just pay for the taxi"

 

Class joint:D

 

lol - was this a local venue Roy?

 

Steve :)

lol - was this a local venue Roy?

 

Steve :)

 

So is it?.

 

Not that were interested in this place eh Steve! ;) :D

No Idead mate, but it broke the ice ;) :D

 

an oldie but a goodie - mind you it must be 10 years since i last used a chat up line :rolleyes:

 

Regards,

 

alex

So is it?.

 

Not that were interested in this place eh Steve! ;) :D

 

lol - I just want to make sure I don't stumble in there by mistake ;)

 

Steve :)

an oldie but a goodie - mind you it must be 10 years since i last used a chat up line :rolleyes:

 

Regards,

 

alex

 

Probably a good job with lines like that !!! :D

 

LOL

lol - I just want to make sure I don't stumble in there by mistake ;)

 

Steve :)

 

Errm, yeah, me too!. lol

Errm, yeah, me too!. lol

 

bet u its either ceasears in streatham or more likely to be cinatras ( the sin bin) in croydon !! 25 quid and drink as much as u like!!! :rofl: :rofl:

bet u its either ceasears in streatham or more likely to be cinatras ( the sin bin) in croydon !! 25 quid and drink as much as u like!!! :rofl: :rofl:

 

Where are these pics that you promised

 

:D

Where are these pics that you promised

 

:D

 

what pics missy ??erm....i forget :D

On the workplace thing, this is me at work (on a Ducati 749 at Spain's Almeria circuit). :tongue: