Fook me I'm bored!

 

I'm the only one in the office today providing emergency cover for the day. To whom is a mystery as the PC team guy reckons there's only 12 users on the system.

 

So what shennanigans can I get upto then? Maybe go round sniffing some of the better looking chicks seats?? :D

 

So what shennanigans can I get upto then? Maybe go round sniffing some of the better looking chicks seats?? :D

 

 

PMSLLLLLLLL timmy u crack me up man

Go take a big dump in the Ladies toilet :rofl: :eek:

take some ones phone apart and conceal a prawn in the mouth piece put it back together give it a few days

Insert drawing pins into all the seats of colleuges that you dont like!

Go and knock one off on your bosses desk? :rofl:

Wipe your arse with the bosses pens, so next time they are chewing the end....... :rofl:

Take all the plastic cups out of the water dispenser, staple them all together at the tops so that they spell out the word "Tw4t" and put your "artistic construction" on the bosses desk. Then fill them all to the brim with water :rofl:

Set alight to the bins? :rofl:

LMFAO :D

 

Yeah likin' it alot. Russ I like the prawn in the mouthpiece gig but homes, where the fook am I gonna get a prawn from...canteenatay is closed schamone! :rofl:

Do what I've done, turn the office into a ****in disco :D

Good idea mate but only me on the dance floor throwing some funky shapes? I think not Misseur Duff Meister! :D

Would be good practice for when we get this NW piss up sorted ;) :D

Yeah dude, so what's the plan? After New Year?

Think it'll have to be now bud :( Ah well somet to look forward to ;)

Think it'll have to be now bud :( Ah well somet to look forward to ;)

 

Yeah we'll defo get summat sorted for the New Year mate. ;)

 

Right off for some lunch I reckon.

Go take a big dump in the Ladies toilet :rofl: :eek:

 

Yeah, then leave it there. Run into the next cubicle to wipe and flush away the paper.

 

The turd will fester and ripen over the holidays :D

 

Richard ;)

LMFAO :D

 

Yeah likin' it alot. Russ I like the prawn in the mouthpiece gig but homes, where the fook am I gonna get a prawn from...canteenatay is closed schamone! :rofl:

 

order a seaford pizza revenge is a dish best served warm

Hey guys..this is the time of Goodwill to your fellow men!!!

PMSL :D

 

Too right!

PMSL :D

 

Too right!

 

You in essex still matey?

You in essex still matey?

 

Yeah Nick but not for much longer mate, am just leaving work now to head off back to De Wales! Aiiii!

 

Then back down here on 3rd Jan but finishing my contract on 6th Jan...no doubt will be having some kinda night out as a leaving do so will let you know when and where. Get da Groves out aswell. ;)