Some f***ing bastard keyed my car last night. I F***ing hate these scum, why do they do it?

 

If I ever get my hands on them I WILL kill them. Shotgun at the ready

 

 

 

oh man where was this done

Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Martin

 

Badly keyed or can they be polished out?

 

Merchants.

 

They should all be rounded up and left in a room with the cars' owners and their friends for 30 minutes, no cameras and no police. Guaranteed that if they do manage to walk out of the room, they won't do it again.

you have my sympathy...

 

bastards

They are thick ********s. I've had mine keyed and even though not very much, I understand how nastey it is that someone who even consider doing this.

 

Hope you get it sorted soon,

 

Jez.

Sorry to hear that, how bad is it ?

 

Someone did one complete side of my 200 a few months ago.

 

KILL THEM ALL !!!! is what I say.

 

Herman

cheers guys and gals.

 

yeah they/it did one door with a massive cross and it looks pretty deep.

 

will examine later once I have calmed down and have a crack with t-cut, i'm not too hopeful though.

Sorry to hear about this Martin. Just some jealous wanker who can't afford one probably. Try some very fine wet and dry flatting paper first and then some cutting compound. Autoglym do a good cutting compound. This worked for me on my supra when it got keyed. The scratches were quite deep and would not t-cut out. Take your time when doing M8 and I hope you get it sorted.

 

Seez ya

 

Simon H

Small peniled little cocksackers

Bastards - someone put a little one on my door - only an inch down but I know its there and I know how you feel.

Why the f*** do they do it.

I'd love to catch one of these, i'd slam his fingers in the door Vinnie Jones/Lock Stock stylee...

Bad one..

Glen

 

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Glen

:)

Sorry to hear that man.

 

If I catch someone doing this on my car I swear I will put his head under the rear weels and start spinning.

 

Assh0les

 

Sad to hear that another small minded jeleous git has struck.However all is not lost yet especially as you have a black car.

Once you have cut and polished the worst part of the scratch,fill in carefully with a paint touch in, just gloss black will do.Let the paint dry for about 3 to 4 mins then using normal polish (not T cut) buff it up removing excess paint not in the scratch,use light strokes across the scratch and plenty of polish.Now leave for 30 mins and repeat, its boring I know but slowly you can fill the scratch level up this way. Usually after 2 or 3 goes its best to leave it a day or so to harden.Then a couple of repeats and a nice buff up,most times this will give a near perfect result that is acceptable (unless you get 6 inches away) hope this works for you,has for me several times and on the wife`s car. Jeff TT

Ouch! really sorry to hear that, why do these pathetic wankers do this? I had both the wing mirrors kicked off mine on Saturday night, I would gladly pay double the repair cost if it meant I could catch the toilet scum who did this

Sorry..to hear news..Bastards..

C*nts,

 

Sorry to here this mate. We had the whole road done about 3 months ago. The police did diddly squat. I was selling a car at the time and they keyed the bonnet which lost me the sale. Luckily Zed was out.

 

Yeah these people really do come from other planets.

Well Martin

 

All I can say is, I hope that the scum sucking turds enjoy the grating of their bollocks on an old rusty cheese grater then endure a gallon of our much loved unleaded being poured over the blooded wound with a helping of Mobil One oil for lubrication purposes as they are subjected to being pinned by their arse to someones Drager.

 

I don't what I'm talking about but I'm sorry about the damage. Atleast we can all turn to Jeff, our shining light or encouragement, on our days of misery.

 

Hope all goes ok with the repair.

 

Jeff - no dis-respect meant.

ours has a couple of good key scratches on it. One right over the wing (down to the metal), 3 on the drivers foor (2 of them down to metal other not so bad) and one on the rear just behind the drivers door which aint so bad. But hell some ppl are like that

thanks ppl

 

i do like some of the methods of punishment, if i ever get em, god i will have fun trying some of them out

 

well hopefully sunday will be nice and I can have a go with the recommendations above.

 

cheers

Martin

Hiya Martin,

 

You weren't the only one to suffer at the hands of what can only be described as the stuff that's underneath the scum of the earth. I went down to the local B&Q for a few bits and bobs, parked miles away from anyone only to find the side of my rear bumper scraped (still had black paint chips on it). No car was parked near mine and according to the guy that collects the trolleys there were a bunch of kids that were driving around my car while I was in the shop. Of course they drove off, never to be seen again ... I got the black paint off the bumper (mines a silver Zed) but need to fix the scrapes as it looks bad. Guess we'll both be doing some polishing on Sunday ...

 

Good luck mate

 

Danny

Dan the Man,

 

Bloody hell mate, you're not having any luck at all in the bodywork department are you?

 

I'll lend you my prize male Rottie, tie him up next to your car and trust me...no fucker will come near it!

What you mean. Writtie are cute plump little things

 

Stuart

Timmy - good to have you back mate! Thanks for the offer but I'm quite partial to either (a) putting high voltage on the car, or (b) fitting one of those South African flame thrower grilly things to the car The proximity alarm would politely ask the bugger if he'd like to be rare, medium or well-done before frying his rusty-cheese-grated bollocks!

 

 

Danny