Have you ever said any cheezy comments regarding your car or while in your car.

 

For example, Shrimpy when on the drag strip with his famous

 

"NO CHANCE MATE HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

Well I was coming home on the motorway with a Porsche right up my arse, we came off the M60 onto the M61 where the sliproad is quite long and very twisty. On the corners I was finding myself having to slow down quite a lot not to hit the back of this porsche but on the straight they floored it pulled away and then slammed on for a corner again where I had to slow down again not to rear end it.

 

My girlfriend said, "Hes not a good driver, he keeps slowing down for the corners"

 

Where I replied

Que cheesy bit

"No, he only has a right foot, but I have two turbos"

At this point I floored it and went sailing past

 

CAN YOU TASTE THE CHEEZE?

 

What are your cheeZy comments?

Have you ever said any cheezy comments regarding your car or while in your car.

 

For example, Shrimpy when on the drag strip with his famous

 

"NO CHANCE MATE HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

Well I was coming home on the motorway with a Porsche right up my arse, we came off the M60 onto the M61 where the sliproad is quite long and very twisty. On the corners I was finding myself having to slow down quite a lot not to hit the back of this porsche but on the straight they floored it pulled away and then slammed on for a corner again where I had to slow down again not to rear end it.

 

My girlfriend said, "Hes not a good driver, he keeps slowing down for the corners"

 

Where I replied

Que cheesy bit

"No, he only has a right foot, but I have two turbos"

At this point I floored it and went sailing past

 

CAN YOU TASTE THE CHEEZE?

 

What are your cheeZy comments?

 

LOL seems like mrs Srrae is easily impressed Stu ;) :D

LOL seems like mrs Srrae is easily impressed Stu ;) :D

 

 

No I was laughing at this brand new Porsche 911 04 reg, was going so slow round the corners, and then was pissed on by a 13 year old Japanese car which is still being run in.

not a cheezy moment!..but i was going along tescos where i live and theres a wide bend and there was a few girls cheering etc.So i thought id try a bit of sideways action around the bend,started of looking good! but ended up facing the kerb no damage done apart from my ego :o and the girls ROLAO

 

greg :D

 

iv learnt my lesson :headvswal

not a cheezy moment!..but i was going along tescos where i live and theres a wide bend and there was a few girls cheering etc.So i thought id try a bit of sideways action around the bend,started of looking good! but ended up facing the kerb no damage done apart from my ego :o and the girls ROLAO

 

greg :D

 

iv learnt my lesson :headvswal

 

PMSL....I heard all the girls laugh at you wherever you go, not just around Weston :tongue:

 

and we all know you aint learnt your lesson :slap: :p

not a cheezy moment!..but i was going along tescos where i live

 

 

Wot!!!!!!!! you live in a supermarket

Drifting in the aisles, :shock:

Saw a Sierra Cossie coming up quick behind on bit of fast, twisty road I know very, very well.

 

Muttered under my breath: "Time to dance."

 

 

:xxx: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx: :xxx:

 

 

Somebody shoot me!

Drifting in the aisles, :shock:

 

yes mickey but ud have the watch the dairy section lol

 

Wot!!!!!!!! you live in a supermarket

 

i may aswell the amount of times i need to go shopping for the kids :rolleyes:

Muttered under my breath: "Time to dance."

 

LOL - classic one Craig - youve been watching too much Die Hard methinks :tongue:

I'm too embarassed to postsome of the things I've said while in that car... :o :rofl:

Quite a while ago, I was in a queue of traffic, waiting for the lights. Me stuck in left lane (with all other sensible traffic) wanting to go straight on, right lane (right-turn only) is empty save for red chav metro comming down......

 

Now i get a feeling about this car cause he dont have a right hand indicator on, and sure enough as he gets to the lights just 1/2 car length in front of me, he puts his L/H indicator on and tries to push in front of me.

 

OK, red mist time, i am in 2nd gear, so i just rev the thing and dump the clutch hard :D :D :D wheelspin and tyre smoke him into oblivion slight opposite lock too as the camber pulled me back end towards the kerb.....oh and flick him the bird just to rub it in. I was absolutely pmsl as i roared past... the look on his face said it all....

 

For example, Shrimpy when on the drag strip with his famous

 

"NO CHANCE MATE HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

 

:D:D:D

Thats the one.