Nissan

Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises

Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

Neon Imitation. Strange, Stupid, Annoying, No-Way

 

Toyota

Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A

 

Porsche

Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine

Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine

Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything

 

anyone....care to add :rofl:

The old favourate,

Fix

Or

Repair

Daily

LOTUS

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

 

FIAT

Fix It Again Tomorrow

 

:D

SUBARU

 

Slow Ugly Boring And Rubbish Universaljoints :confused:

 

HONDA

 

Hunk Of Nasty Dull Asehole :eek:

FIAT - Found In A Trashcan

 

and a couple of useless ones for the Pub Quiz...............

 

DERV - Diesel Engined Road Vehicle

VHS - Video Helical System

Old bike one

 

:D

 

BSA

 

Best Scrap Available

Driver Returns On Foot (a case of having to go back(ward) of course)

Not car related (well......sort of :rofl: )

 

D ied

I n

A

N asty

A ccident

 

 

and....

 

D ied

O pposite

DI ana

We

Are

Right

 

Perveted

Excroment

Deserves

Obliteration

Not car related (well......sort of :rofl: )

 

D ied

I n

A

N asty

A ccident

 

 

and....

 

D ied

O pposite

DI ana

 

Dido must be shitting bricks then I would've thought! PMSL :D

Found

On

Roadside,

Dead

 

 

Rarely

On the

Verge of

Ever

Running

 

Fun

After

It

Rains,

Loves

A

Drift

Yeah!

 

:tongue:

TVR = TreVoR! FACT! In fact that's Mac FACT! PMSL :D And it don't get much more factual that that. ;)

Found

On

Rubbish

Dump

 

:rofl:

Acura

Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents

All Cars Usually Require Adjustment

Any Child Understands Real Automobiles

Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents

 

Aston

A Stupendous Ton of needles!

 

Audi

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

 

Beetle

By Everyone's Experience, They Last Eternally!

Battered Everywhere; Expect To Lose Engine

 

BMW

Babbling Mechanical Wench

Beastly Monstrous Wonder

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Big Money Waste

Big Money Works

Born Moderately Wealthy

Break My Windows

Broken Money Waster

Broken Monstrous Wonder

Brutal Money Waster

Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Big Money Waster

Break My Window

Busted My Wallet

 

Buick

Big Ugly Import Car Killer

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer

 

Camaro

Can't America Make A Real One?

 

Chevrolet

Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Cracked Head Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time

 

Chevy

Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

 

Chrysler

Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs

Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

 

Citroen

Crummy Interior, Terrible Road-holding, Owned Entirely by Nebishes

 

Dodge

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dangerous On Days Gears Engage

Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Dukes Often Destroy Good Engines

 

Fiat

Failure in Automotive Technology

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Fix It Again Tony?

Fix It All the Time

 

Ford

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot

Backwards... Dorks Ride On Fords

Factory Ordered Road Disaster

Factory Ordered Rebuilt Dodge

Flip Over Read Directions

Four Old Rusted Doors

Fixed On Race Day

Ford Owner Really Dumb

For Only Retarded Drivers

Ford Owners Recommend Dodge

Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy

Found On Russian Dump

For Off Road Death

it Freaking Only Runs Downhill

Fat Old Rusted Dog

Freaking Old Rusted Dodge(Datsun)

Frigin Oakies Really Dig it

Funky Old Road Dog

Found On Roadside's Destroyed

Backwards...Don't Ride Over Fifty

Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge

Found Old Rebuilt Dodge

Forget OutRunning Dale

Found On Railroad Deserted

Found On Railroad Dead

Fools Only Read Directions

First On Repair Dolly

Favorite Of Redneck Drivers

Backwards- Dumb Retards Own Fords

Funny Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Found On Russian Dump

Forfiet On Race Day

Found On River Dead

Failure Of Research & Development

 

Ford LTD

Found On Road Dying, Left To Die

 

Geo

Good Engineering Overlooked

Gets Eventually Over 50

 

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Generally Mediocre Cars

Get More Chicks

Got Mechanic Coming

Generally Made Crappy

 

Honda

How Odd, No Damn Acceleration

Hold Overs Not Doing Anything

Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile

Had One, Never Did Again

 

Hyundai

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

 

Jaguar

Junk Always Going Under At Repair Shop

 

Jeep

Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts

Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole

Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts

Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts

Jumps Everything Ever Parked

JUST Enough Engine Power?

Jr. Engineered Every Part

 

Lotus

Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious

 

Mazda Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Making A Zillion Dollars Annually

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

 

Mercedes

Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings

 

Mercury

Mileage Eventually Ruins Car -- Usually Ruins You

Makes Everyone Really Crave Underpowered, Recalled Yugo

Makes Envisioning REAL Car Understandable -- Recalled Yet?

Motorists Easily Rate Car (Usually "Real Yo-yo")

 

MG

Motoring Genius

 

Mopar

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Mostly Old Paint And Rust

Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas

My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'

Made Of Plastic And Rust

Move Over Passing Another Rat

 

Mustang

Massively Under Siezed Tires And No Go

 

Nissan

Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises

Needs Imminent Salvage So Abandon Now

 

Oldsmobile

Oh Look, Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything

Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

Old Ladies Driving Slow making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Old Ladies Drive Slow - Mostly Over Bridges Into Lake Erie

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

 

Pinto

Put In New Transmission Often

Put In Nickel To Operate

Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

 

Plymouth

Please Let Your Mother Out Under The Hood!

Police Laugh, Old Men Ogle, All Underestimating This Heap

 

Pontiac

Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac

Pours Out Noxious Toxins In American Cities

 

Porsche

Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions

Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine

Please Overlook Really Smutty Cardboard Horrible Engine

Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Proof Only Rich Suckers Can Have Everything

 

Rabbit

Replace A Beetle? Boy, It Tried

Racy? Ain't! Bouncy, Bad Itty-bitty Toy!

 

Renault

Retarded Engine, No Acceleration, Ugly Lump of Trash

 

Saab

Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Send Another Automobile Back

Sad Attempt At Beauty

Sorry Auto Always Broken

 

Sable

Sleezy Auto Brakes Leak Everytime

 

Toyota

Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Towed Often, Yearly Overrunning Triple A

 

Triumph

The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

Trembling Ride, Intrusive Undercarriage, Meekly Powered Hotrod.

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt

 

Vanagon

Via Another Name: A Go-cart On Nerve

 

Volkswagen

Vehicle Owner's List: Kite String, Wire, Aluminum, Gum, Engine (NOT!)

 

Volvo

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

VW

Very Worthless

Virtually Worthless

that renault one is funny :rofl: