Well, I'm hunting for a new car, and Y not a last random post?

 

Share those classic car selling lines you see on car adverts that make you think :xxx:

 

classics such as;

 

'Not for the Faint Hearted!'

 

'No dreamers'

 

:xxx:

 

lol

"Ferrari performance for Fiesta money" :rolleyes:

 

"No tyrekickers" :x::rofl:

 

"No test pilots" :xxx:

"Very rare" :D

one careful owner (but they don't mention the several shoddy ones though hahaha)

'Sheepskin coats' in Auto Express had a good column on this once- one of his was, 'genuine reason for sale'- yes, it's shit and keeps breaking down and I want rid of it.

The eBay classic is 'relisted due to timewaster'. ie the buyer turned up and discovered the 'immaculate' car was a total shed and wisely told him to piss off.

Company car/moving house/baby forces sale :rofl:

 

or one that F*CKS me off, don't know why but it does!

 

'all the toys' grrrr :mad:

 

Does it come with a 1981 unopened Darth vader Figure with cloak & original red lightsaber?

 

:rofl:

sorry in advance to the ladies

BUT after this afternoons episode, "one lady owner" makes me run a mile

someone tell me who thinks a ladies car is looked after????????????

 

back to this afternoon, i came in a for a few minutes, and parked my car across our drive, so next thing she goes out gets in her car (in the drive)

and decides she is gonna reverse :eek:

 

i heard my alarm going off so opened the landing window, and shes sat in her seat door open looking at over a ton of metal and said "i forgot it was there" :mac1:

 

now you open our front door, the car is about 6-7 foot away, she had to look at mine to get in hers, so i said whether you forgot it was there or not, do you not use mirrors? so if someone had been walking across our path god help them :eek:

 

she put a dent in it just below the filler gap, thank god for small mercys

i sold her pajero last week, shit she could have wiped out the whole street

cos they "stupidly walked in front of her" :rolleyes:

 

one lady owner, YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!1

or one that F*CKS me off, don't know why but it does!

 

'all the toys' grrrr :mad:

 

Does it come with a 1981 unopened Darth vader Figure with cloak & original red lightsaber?

 

:rofl:

 

:rofl:

 

...and anyway, pressing the climate control button up and down and hearing the little beep gets boring after a while, wouldn't exactly describe it as a toy.

"FULLY LOADED - electric windows, power steering, ABS" - GREAT!!!!!

Coswerth Look alike, (cooorrrr)

 

A real head turner, (everyone looks to ensure its a car back fire and not the latest outing for "Al Qui Ada" or how ever you spell it)

 

Armchair rocket ship ( its fast but the handling is cr@p)

 

Clean and tidy (the interior is covered in a ton of silicon polish and he vac'd it out.)

 

The worst is economical and nippy (which we all know means I'm gay and want a MR 2 :rofl: :rofl: )

...or 300zx non-turbo: cheap insurance and economical.

 

ha ha

 

or Fast & Furious look-alike.

 

ha ha

 

or 'naturally aspirated turbo', which was in that eBay ad a while ago for the F&F look-alike.

'First to see will buy'

'Eats Subarus'

'May p/ex - WHY?'

'First to see will buy'

 

That one is one of my personal favorites, just makes me immediatly think :xxx:

 

how about;

 

'No wet dreamers'

 

'serious enquiries only'

 

may as well put, 'im an arogant ****er and up my own arse' instead!