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Most amusing. :D

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Doing well today what with Pikey threads and Chavvers! ROFL :D

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LMGDFAO!! :rofl: :rofl:

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"For the greater good of the World, Legalise Chav hunting. Grab a gun, first one to 50 burberry hats gets a Metallica CD!!"

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Where do I sign up? :hyper:

LMGDFAO!! :rofl: :rofl:

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"For the greater good of the World, Legalise Chav hunting. Grab a gun, first one to 50 burberry hats gets a Metallica CD!!"

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Where do I sign up? :hyper:

FFS thats my street sorted x biker wot about the rest of the town, can,t

you up the limits and help everyone out :hyper:

It would be fooking good fun though :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Depends on the Metallica CD ;) anything after the Black album and they can forget it :rofl:

I think theres only toyota drivers left isnt there?? lol

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PMSL :rofl:

Very funny

I thought it was "Council House And Violent"

Didn't see that but didn't read all hundred and however many there were.

:rofl: Pikey one is ace! :rofl:

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Notice that most of the quotes are along the lines of "I f\/cking hate those pikey tw@ts!" --- Class! :D

You lot need to read Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus - fekkin ace read :D :D

in the 80's the chav was a casual....remember them all pringle, kappa kicker wearing so and so's........?

The subjects of these derogatory descriptions are said to be set apart by ignorance, fecklessness, mindless violence and bad taste.

To illustrate the last of these, critics point to their style of dress: a love of flashy gold jewellery (hooped earrings, thick neck chains, sovereign rings and heavy bangles, which all may be lumped together under the term bling-bling); the wearing of white trainers (in what is called โ€œprison whiteโ€, so clean that they look new); clothes in fashionable brands with very prominent logos; and baseball caps, frequently in Burberry check, a favourite style. The women, the Daily Mail wrote recently in a characteristic burst of maidenly distaste, โ€œpull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a โ€˜council-house faceliftโ€™, wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffsโ€.

Other terms recorded from various parts of the country are janners (from Plymouth), smicks, spides, moakes and steeks (all from Belfast), plus bazzas, scuffheads, stigs, stangers, yarcos, and kappa slappers (girls who wear Kappa brand tracksuits, slapper being British slang for a promiscuous or vulgar woman).

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The term that has become especially widely known in recent weeks, at least in southern England, is the one borrowed for the name of the Web site, chav. A writer in the Independent thought it derived from the name of the town of Chatham in Kent, where the term is best known and probably originated. But it seems that the word is from a much older underclass, the gypsies, many of whom have lived in that area for generations.

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Chav is almost certainly from the Romany word for a child, chavi, recorded from the middle of the nineteenth century. We know it was being used as a term of address to an adult man a little later in the century, but it hasnโ€™t often been recorded in print since and its derivative chav is quite new to most people.

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Other terms for the class also have Romany connections; another is charver, Romany for prostitute. Yet another is the deeply insulting pikey, presumably from the Kentish dialect term for gypsy that was borrowed from turnpike, so a person who travels the roads.

hahahaha

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk

i think this says it all :xxx:

click on chavhemium rapsody !!

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