Done to death I know, but lets have another round of spleen venting! :p

 

I'll kick off........

 

You are sitting in traffic on a major road. As you crawl past the slip road there's always some dickhead who is so desperate to get on that he crosses the chevrons and wedges the bonnet of his car in front of you. Meanwhile 20 other cars have gone up his inside and are now not only in front of you, but also the arsehole who blocked you off!! :slap: :nono: :slap:

lol...just beat you to it there Andy...:)

LOL MarkZX then :rofl:

 

Bast**d :slap: :rofl:

Oi

 

I resemble that remark.

 

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You're a strange looking fella ain't yer!?!? :rofl:

 

Or do you mean that you RESENT that remark? :nono: ;) (pedants corner)

tail-gaiting

queue-jumping

going over roundabout in middle lane then cutting you up

undertaking on motorway to be smart when it's not justified.

People who just pull straight out of a junction in front of you without even making any feeble attempt at looking to see whats coming...

All of the above & people who pull out in front of you

and tootle along at 25mph, then get all aggresive when you overtake

them :xxx: And most of all........ those f*cking camera vans!

The dilemma of the M4 every day. Do I sit in the BMW lane with all the other BMW's getting mostly undertaken by Astras and lorrys in the nearside lanes. Or do I just do 170 on the hard shoulder! :rofl:

this....?

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=38810

Oh yes oh yes!!!!!! F'king scum of the earth, thing they own the road! :mad:

 

Everyone knows 300zx driver own the road! :dance: :duffer:

 

Coming to a junction,you spot a car wanting to pull out-waits till your on top of him-THEN pulls out so you have to slam all on!! FOoOking Tw@ts :slap:

EVERYONE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But I may be biased

going over roundabout in middle lane then cutting you up

 

I feel so strongly on this point that I just have to follow up.

 

Going from work, Northampton to Melton, along a stretch of the A508, there's several small roundabouts and I always go round the outside, like my driving instructor and any f^*king normal person does.

 

You can guarantee, FVCKING GUARANTEE, some stoopid, no-idead Mother FVcking idddjjjjoooottttt will almost plough into the side of me as they go straight across. Every fVcking day......I am almost used to it now!! How fVcked up is that!!?

 

Then, oh yes THEN, they then fVcking decide to start beeping, flashing, hand-guestering, arm-waving at me!!!! I mean WTF?!!?!?!?

 

YOU FVCKING IDIOTS, FVCK OFF BACK TO DRIVING SCHOOL!!!!! AAARRRGGHHH!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

 

:mac1: :mac1: :mac1: :mac1:

 

RANT OVER!

Tailgaters are my big hate, I realy do get livid when a fookin' fiesta sits an inch off my bumper with a 17 year old chav sitting behind the wheel who passed his test a week ago and thinks he is the best driver on earth.

If one is behind me I will stop at a place where they cant go round me or turn round (make them stop next to a traffic island works well), get out and let them know VERY clearly that if it carries on I'll be removing their legs. :xxx:

 

 

yup theres a lot of ****ing chavs where i live nova city.... weston super nova :rolleyes: FFS

PS. I'm don't care about tailgaters - that's what fog lights are for ;)

 

And windscreen washers! Very effective if you give your windscreen a REALLY good wash with some :xxx: right behind you. Good to get a third, angled slightly higher, for a direct hit.

 

And it's always in 30/40 zones where they tailgate you!! Where do they go when I reach the deristriction zone? Where are you then tosser???!?!??!

i think the worst is when you wait for someone down a narrow road so they can come up it and the ****ers dont even say thankyou or acknowledge you just want to get out and kick there ****ing car in :mad:

 

second is a 4-way roundabout [me]...you go first!!

[them]...no you go first

[me]...no YOU go first

[them]..no YOU go first

[me]..OK THEN YOU ****ING ****ER I WILL FINGER UP OUT THE WINDOW SHOUTING ALL NAMES UNDER THE SUN!! THEY WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER BECAUSE THEY HAVE NEVER SAID THANKYOU IN THERE LIFE ****ING MUMMYS BOYS/DADDYS GIRLS :duffer: :mad: :duffer: :mad: :duffer:

 

rant over ;)

................PS. I'm don't care about tailgaters - that's what fog lights are for ;)

 

I find 300bhp and twin turbos have a better effect :D ;)

 

I find the "single speed idiot" most irritating. You know, the @rseholes that do 40 on a clear straight national speed limit road, break for every corner yet still drive through 30mph villages at 40+.

 

They tailgate you at 30 in restricted areas so as soon as I see the national limit sign, bye bye :D

 

Or if you're behind them in the national speed limit bits they move to the centre of the road so you can't squeeze past due to oncoming traffic even where the road is wide enough........And yes the w@nkers still flash or beep you as you overtake them :mad:

 

I get this some mornings - van or lorry doing 40 yet keeping far left out of courtesy, Audi or Beemer behind them debating whether their baboon barge is really fast enough to overtake. Then as soon as the Kraut wagon driver sees the ZX about to pass them and the lorry, he moves to the right just to stop me. (If he can't pas neither can I :confused: ) I just wait for a gap in the oncoming traffic then nail it past - they don't have a chance as when they pluck up courage to make their move they are a mere spot in my rear view mirror :D

 

Another reason to love the Zed - always makes me smile so I don't get mad ;) :rofl:

 

Richard :smw:

Dont know if its the same down your way, but up here, some of the holes in the road are like bottomless pits!!! :mad:

My 17" BBS really feel as if they are taking a pounding sometimes !!

 

If all the revenue raised by the road tax was invested back into roads, and not on speed cameras and Tony Blairs retirement fund, we would all be driving on roads that were up to scratch !!

 

Other pet hates are;

1. hand held gatsos,

2. caravans,

3. first sign of darkness, the front fog lights go on with just the side lights !!

(MUST BE WIRED UP WRONG THEN EH?)

4. Why do people drive to work like their in a race ???

Never been in a hurry to go to work in my life !! :p

5. Women drivers !! :D

 

Might get some flak on the last one !!

Alan...............

2. caravans,

How could I have forgotten about those? Ban them from the roads during daylight hours IMHO! ;)

 

4. Why do people drive to work like their in a race ???

Never been in a hurry to go to work in my life !! :p

Because I'm always late! :( And if you aren't in the race, would you mind getting out of my way? Ta. :D

Wnkrs who hog the middle lane on motorways, effectively putting the nearside lane out of use. They talk about spending billions on adding extra lanes - get rid of these @ssholes and we won't need to.

Mr Marley,

Are you banning caravans or wummin drivers during daylight hours. lol :x:

 

Or wummin driving 4x4`s` with caravans even !!!!! :dance:

Alan.......

No caravans on motorways during daylight hours. That's pretty fair, isn't it? :)

 

Force women to drive only at night? Are you mad? Have you seen the way they have to slow down for every corner on single carriageway roads during the daylight? How slow would they go in the dark? :eek:

 

:tongue:

How come caravans are so uncool but VW campers are cool??

 

:hyper: :dance:

Lorries that drag race each other for miles on end, effectively blocking 2 out of 3 lanes :(

sarcastic traffic police!!!!!!!

Yeah, they really know how to wind people up and get them to bite...