Done to death I know, but lets have another round of spleen venting! :p

 

I'll kick off........

 

You are sitting in traffic on a major road. As you crawl past the slip road there's always some dickhead who is so desperate to get on that he crosses the chevrons and wedges the bonnet of his car in front of you. Meanwhile 20 other cars have gone up his inside and are now not only in front of you, but also the arsehole who blocked you off!! :slap: :nono: :slap:

1. The school run pisses me off.

2. Old people wearing flat caps who shouldn't be on the fookin road piss me off.

3. People carriers (see school run)

4. 4*4 vehicles that obscure my vision of the road ahead.

5. Drivers who hog the middle lane of the motorway for no fookin reason at all.

6. Caravans!! FFS

7. Tractors that don't pull in when they can see thay have about 3 miles of traffic behind them.

8. People who travel at 40 mph in a 60 limit.

9. Horse boxes

 

Basically mostly everything :D

Tailgaters really cheese me off, not too bad when im in the Z as i just turn the boost up and piss them off.

 

And old people driving there lada's..........Choose yer fookin lane and get out my chuffin way!!! :D:D:D:D:D

 

Oh and Horse shite on the road.......Doesnt mix too well when your cornering on your brand new R1, we pay tax so should the owners of the horses, i mean whats gonna do more damage to a road, a tyre or some metal horse shoes...........GRRRRRRRRaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!

 

Rant over ;)

 

Rich

a) People in 'normal' cars who tailgate and seem to think they can beat me ????? WTF

b) People who do 30 in a 40

c) Sunday drivers who do 30/40 in a 60

d) People in white vans who (see point 'a')

Tailgaters are my big hate, I realy do get livid when a fookin' fiesta sits an inch off my bumper with a 17 year old chav sitting behind the wheel who passed his test a week ago and thinks he is the best driver on earth.

If one is behind me I will stop at a place where they cant go round me or turn round (make them stop next to a traffic island works well), get out and let them know VERY clearly that if it carries on I'll be removing their legs. :xxx:

now i have my new horn fitted, not much pisses me off anymore :D

If one is behind me I will stop at a place where they cant go round me or turn round (make them stop next to a traffic island works well), get out and let them know VERY clearly that if it carries on I'll be removing their legs. :xxx:

 

LMAO :rofl: :rofl: .. like your style mate ...

Done to death I know, but lets have another round of spleen venting! :p

 

I'll kick off........

 

You are sitting in traffic on a major road. As you crawl past the slip road there's always some dickhead who is so desperate to get on that he crosses the chevrons and wedges the bonnet of his car in front of you. Meanwhile 20 other cars have gone up his inside and are now not only in front of you, but also the arsehole who blocked you off!! :slap: :nono: :slap:

 

That is one of my major gripes. It really makes me :mad:

TDi drivers. :mad:

People who sit in the outside lane when the inside is free but are only staying there to slow you down! :nono:

 

People who look you in the eye then pull out on you! I found the best way to deal with these is not use the horn or the finger, put the 300 in first rev it to around 5 grand and drop the clutch ;)

Same as you JDs-Z Peeps in the fast lane that won't move over...

TDi drivers. :mad:

 

Oh yes oh yes!!!!!! F'king scum of the earth, thing they own the road! :mad:

 

Everyone knows 300zx driver own the road! :dance: :duffer:

...and another thing!!.....

 

People who trundle along at 20mph, but absolutely positively will not stop for anything! They pull into your lane at 20mph, they go through red lights at 20mph, they go straight through junctions at 20mph, they go up bus lanes at 20mph...etc etc.

 

Is this a London phenomenon or does it happen everywhere? :confused:

Same as you JDs-Z Peeps in the fast lane that won't move over...

 

May sound pandantic but it's an over taking lane :x: ;)

Nah thats more PEDANTIC tbh :D

People who stop at a roundabout even when its clear

People who have NO understanding of roundabout discipline

Kids who press the ****ing button on pedestrain crossings for no reason :mad:

Latest craze round here is kids on bikes flying out in front of you at the last minute - getting more and more per week now and it aint gonna be long before someone gets killed - but who's fault will it be then :mad:

but who's fault will it be then :mad:

 

YOURS! Cos you drive a sports car and therefore must be scum of the driving world and also would have been going at least the top speed of the car cos thats what we all do acording the the bloody do-gooders with there head leaning to one side and nodding. :xxx:

Apparently, the louder your car is, if its sporty, the quicker you're travelling. God knows how fast they'll think I'm going when I take the cats off. :confused:

Grannies in Scoobies/any other semi-decent car.

 

Grannies in Scoobies/any other semi-decent car sitting in the middle lane at 60mph. WTF?

 

Women drivers who have to make eye contact and turn their heads to speak to the front seat passenger every 2 seconds and drive at 10mph under the limit 'cos they're not feckin' concentrating. I was stuck behind one the other day and I counted 17 head turns in 1/4 mile! FFS!

 

BMW drivers (generally).

 

PS. I'm don't care about tailgaters - that's what fog lights are for ;)

People who don't drive *around* roundabouts, but just cut straight across the 2 lanes, ignoring anyone who happens to be on their outside. :xxx:

 

And obviously the 40 in 60 zone drivers, and the outside/middle lane hoggers. It's even worse down here as we have quite a few 4 lane stretches and these tools seem to think that the inside 2 lanes are for trucks, so they hog the 3rd lane... :slap:

VOLVO drivers............. :nono: :nono: enough said, this is for you bikers out there....:rofl:

There's the ones who insist on driving at 35 in national speed limits, brake for every corner no matter how tight it is, then flash you and give hand signs when you overtake them :xxx:

VOLVO drivers............. :nono: :nono: enough said, this is for you bikers out there....:rofl:

 

LOL MarkZX then :rofl:

I counted 17 head turns in 1/4 mile! FFS!

 

lol you should have been concentrating on the road not her head....;) (in jest)

 

my pet hate is the careful sunday driver type...esp in the country lanes who do 50 for miles an miles then as they approach a village with a 40 limit go right through it doing 50...!!!

Obviously the roundabout things !

 

Plebs who drive at 30mph on 60 mph country roads at night and then 50mph through 30mph villages just because there are street lights.

VOLVO drivers............. :nono: :nono: enough said, this is for you bikers out there....:rofl:

 

Oi

 

I resemble that remark.

 

The problem is most people carn't even catch me in my Volvo (C70 T5 R balistic Brick) though I do love my Z best.