Right........ following the unanimous verdict that a hard bouncer would end Prince Naseem in a bar room brawl, what about a hard bouncer vs one of those guys of WCW / WWF american wrestling?

 

I mean bouncers are hard, but those wrestling guys are about twice as big and in way better condition. They may have bad blonde perms and lycra outfits but some are, like 6ft 5in, 35 stone and pure muscle. I reckon one of them would take on a tough door man, no probs.

 

What do you reckon?

 

 

(ps, if anyone is a wrestler, door man or Prince Naseem, I'd like to point out I'm in no way having a go at them !!! )

I've read the geoff Thompson book, pretty hard bloke by all accounts especially after being shit scared of most people in his younger days!

 

yup excellant book mate, I couldnt put it down! highly recomend it to anyone else!!!

bouncers are baldy and thick!

Tooley. What the christ. What town is this. Toy town. I heard Larry the lamb gave you a good bumming mate. Baaaaaaa !!!!!!

lol my ginger bovine shaggin friend is back good to see you in such good form m8 now lets have some proper slanging back on the forums........hows tricks anyway amigo......

Iam a bouncer !!

 

 

Sat & Sun nights at the local imbibing hole in Glasgow.

 

I am 6ft, 15st, baldy, (through choice) no training in any martial arts, boxing or any of that dung.

I do however have this uncanny knack of spotting what we up here call the "dobber". Yes I have hit people, but 80% of the time you can always talk them out of it.

The worst ones are females !! :rolleyes:

They will inflict more damage than most guys in an instant, and not even blink an eye !!! Most males will punch, kick, gouge, bite or even try to seduce you 1st !! The gals will just try to hurt you as much as possible, as often as possible ! I have 8 stitches behind my right ear where a wee lassie, who was pissed, and I asked too leave coz she ripped the tampon machine off the wall, calmly agreed, and when I escorted her too the door and put her in a taxi, she leaned over to say thanks and slashed me with a bic lady shave !!! :mac1: Cost her 2 front teeth the bitch !!!!

Not even triple hhh could have seen that cumming !!

 

Forget us bouncers and wrestlers, its the wee 9st lassies you gotta watch !!!!

Alan..........

True, the ladies are the worst but at least you can let them fight on the floor for a while. Wait tilll the tits fall out all over the shop have a gander and then throw them out! Allways worked for us:D

My missus is 5ft 2" Irish and 90% of the time a posh bitch.

 

Over the years I've had a few scrapes. 1 or 2 of my own making 1 or 2 where I've had a good kicking, but bigmincey is spot on. The only person that has ever scared me is my wife in full flight. Even a Glasgy Piss artist who's had 15 pints and 1/2 a gram of wizz can be stunned into thinking is this worth it, but not a pissed enraged (especially celtic) woman. Once they go your in trouble.

Tooley. What the christ. What town is this. Toy town. I heard Larry the lamb gave you a good bumming mate. Baaaaaaa !!!!!!

 

 

Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :rofl:

 

Bhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :rofl:

 

 

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha :rofl: that is just too ****ing funny :D

Tell me about it!

 

Women are ****ing dangerous!

 

Me and Jay got jumped on by several women a while ago in town. They just latched on, teeth into skin and wouldnt let go!!

 

I still got the scars! his were even worse :shock:

 

 

nasty bitches man!

 

Shit pics tho my camera just doesnt wanna focus recently :confused: