I've even put it into pictures since we seem to have a few people here who find it difficult understanding english

 

pavement?

I cant see it properly...... all the $hit's in the way.......

PMSL :) :)

 

Is that cheap imitation plastic from Rand of Lising sun Mr. Duff??? :) Or the kinda real steaming type that the Mrs. Turbo goes round the field putting in her wheel barrow from the lazy equines that frequent our property? :)

I've even put it into pictures since we seem to have a few people here who find it difficult understanding english

 

 

Christ Andy those Kittens of yours have got big , looks like that poopa scoop you bought is not gonna be big enough mate :rofl:

LMAO its irrelevant what type of shit it is, the fact is thats exactly what this place is at the mo.... :(

I find it quite refreshing Andy, can't remember when there was such peace and tranquility amongst the ranks! LOL :)

who's put a picture of a FORD on here :x:

LMAO its irrelevant what type of shit it is, the fact is thats exactly what this place is at the mo.... :(

 

I disagree Andy i think is very relevant , please see listing below

 

TYPES OF POO

 

Ghost Poo:

You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the

toilet. Where is it?

 

Teflon Poo:

So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the

toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

 

Goo Poo:

This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you

still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your

underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the

toilet.

 

Second Thoughts Poo:

You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...

there's more to come.

 

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:

This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out

until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

 

Weight Watchers Poo:

You poo so much you lose several pounds.

 

Right Now Poo:

You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to

get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your

pants down.

 

King Kong Poo:

This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you

break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.

This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

 

Cork Poo:

Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,

floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

 

Wet Cheeks Poo:

This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the

launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

 

Wish Poo:

You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

 

Cement Block Poo:

You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

 

Snake Poo:

This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least

three feet long.

 

Morning After Poo:

Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't

smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house

(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside

to use the bathroom.

 

Mexican Food Poo:

Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum

stops burning.

 

Boo Hoo Poo:

Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the

stitches or go for the fuller figure.

LMFAO @ baggins :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I've even put it into pictures since we seem to have a few people here who find it difficult understanding english

 

 

Thats bad mate:( It looks like your PE tubs finally gave up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

funny, i thought it was duffers brains :D

funny, i thought it was duffers brains :D

 

That amounts a bit optimistic Paul :p

Duffer - stop moaning..... Mister Constructive 2004.

Not moaning :D Just sayin it like it is what what what ;)

King Kong Poo:

This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you

break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.

 

 

Any one seen that program 'Nighty night'? The bit when the bloke with the nervous squint leaves a monster (can't remember what he calls it) in the bog & Julie Davies goes to break it's back? :rofl:

I think this is more like this place :rofl:

 

Is that a picture from your personal collection Mike? :D

looks more like the stuff coming out of the back of ure car macca the last time you tried and failed to dust a certain person up the lancs........muhahahahahahaha

.......Mexican Food Poo:

Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum

stops burning.

 

.....

 

Know this one too well. I love to make extra hot chilli-co-carne. I put in loads of those evil chilli peppers (Like Homer's Guatamalan halucinating peppers) and leave in the pips.

 

The next day, not only does the old starfish dive down for a drink in the bowl but the water evapourates is a big gush of steam as the evil doings hit it :nono:

 

Have to do this at work, though. Julia won't let me use our own toilet for that :slap:

 

Richard :)

PMSL @ Rich :)