Winner gets a surprise free gift.

 

 

Here are my efforts -

 

"How to spot a rich guy"

 

"Come on love, they've really done the lake up at Billing" (its up to you to decide who the love birds are!)

"Do you recon they will figure out I've hired your services?"

"The "feels-real" sex doll took a new leap in technology this week!"

"Dont worry Christina, does'nt look like you have many fans here!!"

Also works with Brittany!!

Come visit lovely Murmansk! you may just go home with more than you bargained for & The Rouble to Dollar rate is fantastic!

Did you ask permission to use,"Dial-a-bride"'s poster?

"Macca was starting to get fed up of walking his daughter to the ice cream kiosk" :rofl: :D

"It's Not Just My stoumach that's Huge!!!!"

does my arse look big in these dear

"honestly, it was him who ate all the pies!!!"

"She used to be the same size as him, then he started going on top..."

"So you like my wide arse conversion then?"

"get in my belly"

"We'll have a whale of a time in the pool"

"honey....you and me we're gonna take that best Posh n Becks Butlins '04...if my name aint Bubba T Flubba"

come on tooley lets **** off back to ure gaff so i can shag u silly

Oh shucks Doreen,I aint got to be the bouncy castle "Again" Have I Honey? :dance:

im so embarressed why did you have to wear a thong

 

steve

"You don't think they're laughing at my shorts, do you ?"

"Hey, this Photoshop program's alright it is!"

"Hey Macca, Is that a pie shop on the right"

I wonder which fold the tele remote is in :eek: