what is the most stupid question ever asked by a mate, family etc about your zed?

Is it fast?

"What? - you reckon its quicker than an ST220? Doubt it..." :rolleyes: lol

When does the second turbo spool up?

Why are your arches a different colour to the rest of the car? :D:rofl::rolleyes:

Oh oh oh:-

 

"What is it?"

When people ask what it is it always brings a smile to my face!

 

One guy once said to his friend in my presence 'Well it's a nissan from the front because of the badge, but the backend looks like its of of a ferrari'

back end a ferrari...now that is dumb

my bro said his new vw dti had to be quicker because it had 13,000 psi i only had 10....i said have a go, dropping the keys in his hand....when he came back his face was a picture...:)

Yeh, where he lives it obviously easy to remove the backend of a ferrari and weld it on to another, lol.

Well the back end does look *slightly* ferrari like with the quad round lights... I'll get me coat.. No thats not my opinion either, just what ppl have said LOL

Beat this then:

"so er.... whats that got under the hood then, a 2 litre engine?"

 

LOL - idiot :xxx:

my mother: 'Your car is too fast! just think.. one day they'll be able to make cars fly!'

 

me: 'they already can, they're called aeroplanes you daft old bat!'

 

:rofl:

Whats the 300 ZX stand for

Will it out run a T5?

 

Then the little scrote told me how to steal my own car.

 

I told him, it's because of little Sh*ts like you i'm sat in my car and not in my friends house. (who I was waiting for.)

"Jap import? but its right hand drive???"

 

Lad at work, numpty!

"are you sure that is a nissan"

 

Dumb fook at work!!! :)

is it a large version hyundai coupe ffs i said yes and in japan they come in a 7 seater as well, 2. is it petrol or diesel

An old guy who parked his Micra in front of me outside a shop said "Nice car, mate. What is it, A Ferrari?"

 

"No" I replied "It's a Nissan!"

 

"Nissan don't make cars like that!" He said

 

"....not any more...!!" I replied :tongue:

 

Richard :)

Will it out run a T5?

 

Then the little scrote told me how to steal my own car.

 

I told him, it's because of little Sh*ts like you i'm sat in my car and not in my friends house. (who I was waiting for.)

 

 

You wasnt it Platt Waz was you? ;) Or is that more Ince?

When does the second turbo spool up?

 

 

 

lol got asked that today when said iwas going for a ZX TT

When does the second turbo spool up?

 

 

 

lol got asked that today when said iwas going for a ZX TT

lol got asked that today when said iwas going for a ZX TT

 

 

I was told by some one who said said that the car goes really fast when the 2nd turbo spools up. :S

 

I couldnt be bothered arguing with him

Bloke at work keeps arguing that loads of cars are better than a zx- e.g M5, GTO, Audi TT, etc... He drives a Passat. What do you reckon- :mac1: him off the top floor?

Bloke at work keeps arguing that loads of cars are better than a zx- e.g M5, GTO, Audi TT, etc... He drives a Passat. What do you reckon- :mac1: him off the top floor?

 

An Audi TT FFS ??? :confused: Poncey car for :xxx: and hairdressers :tongue:

 

OK the latest shape M5 is a decent car, but it's still a saloon. And a Beemer :xxx:

 

GTO is a nice car but it doesn't get the top driver's juices flowing like a ZX.

 

What would he know anyway, if he drives a Passat. You'd think if he knew and loved cars he would have chosen better :rolleyes:

 

Yeah, :mac1: him!!

 

Richard :)

When I had a Z31 a couple of years back, I had a flat battery one morning so called out the AA. When the guy arrived, his first words to me where "that's not a Citroen!"

 

To be fair, it wasn't his mistake, the person in the call centre musn't of been listening when I said it was a Nissan, but it still made me laugh.