Whats the most supid slogan U have seen either on a somebody's registration plate or on a sticker on the back of the car.

 

1 guys at work with a Barry Boyed Corsa has "Too many metro's too little time" on his reg plate. Wow bet that scares 90 year old grannies on their way to the shops in their 1.0 Metro city. Might get "Too many Fiesta Populars too little time" on mine to join the barry brigarde lol

i saw a bye bye gti sticker on a xr3i..........

'Baby on board' stickers really piss me off!!!! So phuckin what??? Would you like me to announce to you when I'm carrying a crate of stella in the boot? Do you list all the other family members in your car? NO! So stop telling me you have a baby in your car and concentrate on driving with the flow of traffic instead of causing traffic jams at junctions...

 

Ah thats better :D

My wife has that in her car and it stops idiots tailgating you.

i did read once the babe on board sticker made a fire crew look into the wreck a bit harder after freeing the mum and yep they found a kid...still alive...still the argument Andy makes against is relevent..i got 4 kids and never felt the need to put one up.........show dogs on board...or cats!....now that is worth a comment don't you think Andy?

LOL, by definition the're an Idiot! I don't think a sticker is going to stop them.

worst all time car sticker 'ON A MISSION'

 

What a ****er lol

 

(i take it no one here has one :nelson: )

i saw on a purple mini "meat injection"

KENWOOD......now honestly who would want to advetise their fav kitchen appliance in such a bold manner....maybe i could knock up an ironic moulinex or russel hobbs sticker

Actually, my pet hate are people advertising what their car is splattered all over the car, XR3I and then they put INJECTION right down the side in pink lmfao. That must had an extra 60bhp at the macdees car park.

 

Where did the idea come from that injection some how means its faster? Dirty fat carbs on old cars were much quicker lol.

Worst I've seen is "ALL NOVA YOU" .......on a Nova of course.

AHHHHHH NOOOO that reminds me, how many times have people seen 'NOVA DOSE' ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

PMSL I knew that would pull a few strings :D

 

Does it HONESTLY stop people tailgating you though? If they tailgate you they have no respect for your life anyway, so why should the fact you have a small family member in the car change their mind? Best prevention for tailgating is just lift off the accelerator till they get the idea :)

Best prevention for tailgating is just lift off the accelerator till they get the idea :)

 

 

Or dragging the handbrake......... (no brakelights ;) ) hehehe

i saw a ....you're only suppose to blow the bloody doors off....on a mini

When being tailgated I usually let them past... could be someone on their way to hospital, etc. Why bother being a hindrance if they are determined to get past??

 

Unless its a couple of teenage youths in a nova or a white van man or something of course in which case a couple of sharp stabs of the brake pedal will do the trick ;)

Bloke down the road from me has a B reg escort with those hubcaps that spin after you have stoped and rust all over the car. He has "ESSEX RACING" and "ON A MISSION"

 

Realy have to ristrain myself from laying the TW$T out when I see him.

 

He tried to race me once, I just ignored him and let him go. Sure he thinks his 1.3 is realy an Enzo or something.

a guy i knew drove around Brighton in an old 1960's ambulance....and because he liked a puff and the alternative hippy lifestyle etc...he changed the wording above the windscreen to Ambiance...i thought it was kind of cool and relevent

Isnt a flamer kit the best thing to stop tailgaters

On an old mk3 cortina, years ago, I had a sticker that read, Dont laugh, your daughter may be inside, the girlfriends father at the time was'nt impressed!!!

What is it with people who have crappy small engined cars thinking they are the next schuey?

 

I had to laugh at this bird from work, we were talking about my car, and she is the sort that thinks that everything she has is better (her husbands rich see). Anyway, she piped up and said, 'you want to see my husbands car' I was like 'oh yeh? what is it'.

 

She said 'well, its the same as mine but with a bigger engine'. At this point nearly lost my blader. Let me explain, her car is a 1.1 hyundi accent, so I was dying to hear what she was going to say next.

 

'You see his is a 1.5 and **** me doesnt it fly, you put your foot down and it just goes and goes'

 

Needless to say I was trying to contain the laughter trying to seap out of the side of my mouth. Anyways we all ignored her and continued talking about 'propper' cars.

 

Later that evening on the way home guess what! the little green thunder came chargin up behined me, it was her!!! she was in her 1.1 accent and was ready to protect and avenge her husbands honour. I was plodding along happily on safety boost, hardly notching 1psi as I was in no rush? and besides the engine was cold.

 

I got on to the dual carriageway, then out of no where, this little 1.1 green thunder came flying up beside me at a rate of, well unimaginable slowness. She was waving her hand as if to gesture a middle aged 'c'mon stevey boy lets see what you got'.

 

I must say, I was giving someone a lift home and was a little embarrassed by being in the Z and being offered a blast by a middle aged lady in a 1.1 hyundi accent (the one with the wind up windows and tape player as standard, top of the range).

 

I really wasnt in the mood for her shit after a crap day at the office, but then I dont race things that ridiculous. So anyway, I thought i'd tease her a little (didnt want to floor it as the car was cold anyway and still on safety boost).

 

So I pressed the accelerator ever so slightly, feathering it, I was running negative boost, and kept beside her all the way, then at the roundabout the car was warm, so I floored it, leaving her behined oh so quick, I couldnt see it in like 2 seconds.

 

Anyway, not proud of my middle aged woman beating driving a 1.1 accent, just having a laugh really I returned home.

 

The next day she sees me at work, shouts accross the office, 'nearly had you last night steve eh? you couldnt get by me' OH NO, SHE THOUGHT I WAS FLAT OUT!!! HOW COULD SHE MAKE SUCH A MISTAKE?

 

Then accross the office comes 'You wait till I bring my husbands car in then I will have you' :bow: :xxx:

 

:D

p.s. nothing against 'middle aged' people I will be one soon lol.

 

Just 40-50 year old women who dont know a great deal about cars, trying to race me lol, bless her.

Steve-O, youre my hero!!!!

Yeh well, it takes years of practice to do that sort of thing lol

and then there was this 90 year old guy in a brown metro..............

:rofl:

 

Anyways back to the thread...

funny story....a kid who lives in my road told me my car was a zonda and not a nissan because of the bonnet badge...he wouldnt have it any different...he even said to his mate that the rec button on the air con was so i could record music from the stereo...aint kids a blast