i dread the evenings now because you can be sure at some point that f@cking maestro credit card ad with them cut-out penguins is gonna come and blast its way into my front room....that song yummy yummy....arrrrrrrgh....anyone else get irrational over this or any others

Those elephant.co.uk ones really do take the piss :nono:

oh god....i forgot Michael Winner....need i say more

i dread the evenings now because you can be sure at some point that f@cking maestro credit card ad with them cut-out penguins is gonna come and blast its way into my front room....that song yummy yummy....arrrrrrrgh....anyone else get irrational over this or any others

 

the previous penguin ones were even worst

 

how about ....lifes not worth a damn till you can say I am what I am cue people singing about bubble bath or shower gel whatever it is :nono:

haha...true...true.......(copywrite Budweiser)

That little sh!te from the Halifax...

 

Linda BLOODY Barker (and what IS Seaman doing in that ad?)

 

Any PC ad with Intel's bing-bing-bing-BING in it

 

Shall I go on?

Hey Chaps

 

Do as I do and record only programs you want to watch. Then maybe one night you have a ggod nights telly. The rest of the week GET A LIFE. :rofl: :mac1:

get a life....?.....not seen that show...is it another makeover prog...showing folks what to do insted of watching tv...sounds like a fine concept

Those stupid, stupid, stupid lemsip adverts, i must go and

slam a packet on my bosses table next time i've got flu! ;)

In the North West we have safestyle UK adverts with annoying northerner pitching the BOGOF advert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I dont want to be associated with any company who promotes a BOGOF promotion.

I must admit I like the Switch / Maestro penguines. One pulls a funny face and leaps disarmingly towards the 'camera' right at the end of the ad. If you do that to someone sittng next you just before the penguine does it, it's very funny. Well, quite funny.

 

Adn I used to like "Howard from the Halifax" when he flew round on a big swan. But I'm not keen on his latest CGI incarnation.

I must admit I used to like "Howard from the Halifax"

 

LOL!! :x:

Whats this button do? who gives you extra WE DO!

 

What a load of shit I really hate that advert, the Maestro one is horribly catchy and disturbing.

 

By far the worse is that stupid norton finance advert where the old chaps are jumping hurdels, or the one where some square looking guy is trying to show off on a tightrope with a shoe box, in general all finance adverts anoy me, I dont even think that loan companies should be allowed to advertise to get people in debt! that twat on the Admiral adverts dressed well, like an admiral funny enough! whats the point in him just standing there? and his voice ARGGHHHHH! What about the never ending series of flash adverts with the guy from brushstroaks? does the man never age???!!!

 

The list is endless, but the best adverts? the ones that are lifetime direct or whatever else who do them, (those collections of the best driving songs etc) why are they good? because I was pissing myself laughing the other day when everyone at work knew all of the songs mixed together from the advert because they had heard it so much and only thought it was them going nuts that knew the new remix and order of 20 old songs lol.

No- one on this thread intrested in the new "advert channel" then? Thats all they been on about on the radio today!!! :slap:

pffft most finance ones will do it for me... especially the stupid goalkeeper one.

 

'I'm a fat lazy barstard and I went to ocean finance and they said.. wow! we like taking money off fat lazy gits, shooting fish in a barrel it is'

 

Or the injury claims gits 'I slipped on a bit of spagetti cos i'm a complete dolt! I wan't some money cos I is emotionalalally distressed'

 

Or F***in' Norwich Union I have a hatchback and it has 2 doors - quote me stupid

 

Or Lucky! Thats more than lucky! I'm going to f***in' poison that mutts pedigree chum!

 

 

Best ad... Peter Kays, John Smith ads ....... 'AVE IT! - lol

 

:D

 

 

ooooooooooofff! edit!

 

how could I forget! the Garnier ad with the firming lotion bird in the yellow bikini.... It certainly makes an area of my skin firmer! and I haven't even bought any! :rofl:

ISAY YER BUYONE YER GET ONE FREE,ISAY YER BUYONE YER GET ONE FREE!

AARRRRGHHH :mac1: :mac1: :mac1:

the michael winner ads fook me off bigtime i just want to reach in the tv and put im out of his misery :mac1:

 

and the asda ads iv never got any change when im walking out! pocket the differance my arse :nono:

 

the best is the max power microwaves by far [rustlers] :rofl:

PERSONAL INJURY HELPLINE with that old fat F**K!!!!!!

 

Sorry but i really hate that :xxx:

Got 2 be churchills! that flamin dog needs to be put down!!

its agreed there are lots of irritating ads on right now drop the celebs and bring back the smash martians....or the PG chimps...why because we're worth it

I agree with Goit - those damn wancky compensation claims adverts "no win no fee". If you'd WATCH WHERE YER FUEKIN GOING IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU WOULDNT HAVE WALKED INTO THAT BLOODY 10-FOOT HIGH WALL!!!! :mac1: :mac1: :mac1:

pffft most finance ones will do it for me... especially the stupid goalkeeper one.

 

'I'm a fat lazy barstard and I went to ocean finance and they said.. wow! we like taking money off fat lazy gits, shooting fish in a barrel it is'

 

Or the injury claims gits 'I slipped on a bit of spagetti cos i'm a complete dolt! I wan't some money cos I is emotionalalally distressed'

 

Or F***in' Norwich Union I have a hatchback and it has 2 doors - quote me stupid

 

Or Lucky! Thats more than lucky! I'm going to f***in' poison that mutts pedigree chum!

 

Best ad... Peter Kays, John Smith ads ....... 'AVE IT! - lol

 

:D

 

 

ooooooooooofff! edit!

 

how could I forget! the Garnier ad with the firming lotion bird in the yellow bikini.... It certainly makes an area of my skin firmer! and I haven't even bought any! :rofl:

Were you having a bad day, Goit? Quote me happy!!!! :hyper: :hyper:

The Womens personal Adds really make me chuck-up."With wings"Never seen a C()nt fly yet. The diariah advert when that women comes bounding out the door on her way to work,when we all know she has just dropped a fortnights shit.As the narrater has just kindly informed us she'd been stacking up day after day.The super obsorbent sanitry towel one where they us blue ink FFS,dont they know its nothing like congealed blood,snot,flushed eggs,ripped out pupic hairs etc.OOOOOOOOH I Feel Sick :x:

Bee Gee Vinz

 

dont they know its nothing like congealed blood,snot,flushed eggs,ripped out pupic hairs etc.OOOOOOOOH I Feel Sick

 

 

oh dear i dont know whos sick tena lady or yourself :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bee Gee Vinz

 

dont they know its nothing like congealed blood,snot,flushed eggs,ripped out pupic hairs etc.OOOOOOOOH I Feel Sick

 

 

oh dear i dont know whos sick tena lady or yourself :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OOOOOOOH DIP YOUR BREAD :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

:rofl: :rofl:PLEASE SIR...can i have some more