Bang goes my theory of earning a living.

 

thats 2 full days fooked due to rain in the afternoon this week and monday and tuesday out due to hospital and tournament. that leaves me tomoro to earn enough to pay the bills.

 

I fooking hate this countrys weather..

 

 

Antone want to buy a tennis club.

I've heard that there's a bloke called Tim who could do with some extra practice! :D

Its nice and dry up Norf;)

Its nice and dry up Norf;)

 

About as dry as a whores pants on a saturday night :D

About as dry as a whores pants on a saturday night :D

 

You are Norf West PMSL :slap:

do the ladies come with the club?

Yeh thank fook i'm not up in Redneck country like you ;)

 

 

 

:D:D:D

do the ladies cum with a club?

 

Been watching hardcore again Mike

Yeh thank fook i'm not up in Redneck country like you ;)

 

 

 

:D:D:D

 

FFS Wait until I see Tattoo man I can't beleive he done that to your Mum:D

I thought that was a self portrait you sent me :D

I thought that was a self portrait you sent me :D

 

Oh dear yet another lake victim :mac1:

Yeh yeh :D :tongue:

Oh dear yet another lake victim :mac1:

 

 

You better start eating lots of Big Mac's. You will need the extra calories...

You better start eating lots of Big Mac's. You will need the extra calories...

 

Are you serious? I weigh over 20 stone LMAO,I am going on a serious Duffer diet soon;)

Are you serious? I weigh over 20 stone LMAO,I am going on a serious Duffer diet soon;)

 

:shock: You gonna eat duffer? thats not nice is it! :tongue:

I *knew* he swallowed really.... :D

:shock: You gonna eat duffer? thats not nice is it! :tongue:

 

as long as it aint his missus hes eating.

 

 

and ys the ladies come with the club.

LMAO he's welcome to the ****in slag :D

LMAO he's welcome to the ****in slag :D

 

So not bitter then :)