Hi GuyZ,

 

Just found the 'alternative supra site'

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rolec.co.uk%2Fcgi-bin%2Fikonboard%2Ftopic.cgi%3Fforum%3D14%26topic%3D140&submit=Pornolize%21

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

THAT'S MADE MY FUCKING YEAR MATE!!!

 

10/10 EXCELLENT!!!

 

IMPRESSARIO!!!

 

WILL STILL BE LAUGHING TOMORROW MORNING WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF...CLASS!!!

 

There's more as well check out the full list on :-

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rolec.co.uk%2Fcgi-bin%2Fikonboard%2Fforums.cgi%3Fforum%3D14

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

 

Oh boy how rude are these guys?

 

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BUFF MAN 300ZX SUPER HERO!!!! or is that DUFFMAN????

 

Oh that is the best...

 

Welcome to >

 

 

Ahhhh I can't take it, stop it me sides are hurting now!!!

 

a certain person who's name features heavily in that particular thread, and which has been beautifully adapted many, many times, may not find it quite as f*cking funny as I do...tee hee hee

 

chrm

Funny? After the reaction I got for using the word "dicks" I should think some of them are gonna have a corenary!!!

 

Oh man, I'm gonna get some funny looks walking round Tesco in a while laughing me arse off to meself!!!

 

" Got my Optimax key ring today

»Whoo creaming pee "

 

 

clearly...this person is very, very excited about said optimax keyring. now i must have one ;o)

This is great !

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.300zx.co.uk%2Fforums%2Fubbforum%2FForum1%2FHTML%2F003092.html&submit=Pornolize%21

Warrens post on Optimax thread a'la converted:-

 

"Ok for any of you who care, i filled up with optimax, on my trip up to the felching pod and noticed a muff sniffing concernable difference (perhaps due to my ECU?) plus one

bottle oc octane boost, and i really am well felched considering it is cheaper than my local BP.

 

One thing i did notice is my MPG went down usually get about 310 smacks to a tank of juice on the freeway (yes i do drive like a felching girl) now im not anywhere near that

figure but i shall keep on using it"

 

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Oh I am literally crying with laughter at this end!!!

 

Right, off home via Tesco where I'll probably be nicked for walking round laughing like I'm on mushrooms with the giggles or summat!!!

 

Night guyZ, see all you GremlinZ tomorrow and NO scooby snackin' after midnight!!!

 

I ran a couple of threads from our board through it, but couldn't notice any difference...

 

Raz

 

Ok you have to try this, www.f1-live.com www.autosport.com

 

i literraly pissed myself.... (oh eerrr shouldent have put that in)

 

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BUFF MAN 300ZX SUPER HERO!!!! or is that DUFFMAN????

Here's another one for your perusal

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.se-nissan.com

 

enjoy...

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

ROTFLMAO.

 

Andy, that SE site is superb through this thing. Especially the 'About "Bastard" Us' page.

 

Andy

 

Oh no! What happened to my Tech-page?... http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhome.swipnet.se/e-solutions/Tech.html

 

This is hilarious!

"Safety Boost Warning Light"-translation was the best!

 

Maciej

I just noticed that it modifies the text differently, each time you access it.

 

Maciej

OK guys, think I may have found the ultimate here.

 

See what this thing does to www.catholic.com

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.catholic.com/

 

Andy

 

p.s. no offense meant to anyone Catholic or otherwise, etc etc

Ok this catholic one is bar none the funniest thing i have seen in ages

You really need pages with loads of text. Try this :-

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk&submit=Pornolize%21

Oh shit this catholic stuff is really funny

 

Speakers squirted: Jason "Fuckface" Evert, Rosalind "Asshole" Raids, Browns "Give it to me" Akin, Jim "Son of a whore" Burnham, Dr. Marcellino D'Ambrosio, and Dr. Ray "Motherfucker" Guarendi

Jason "Buzzwordbaby" Evert

Catholic "Rugmuncher" Answers Apologist

Twenty five years old, Jason "Dildo" Evert holds a Masters degree in Theology and undergraduate fomps in Theology and Counseling, with a farting minor in Philosophy from Franciscan "Butplug" University of Steubenville.

 

He now fomps as a assfucking full-time apologist for Catholic "Long Finger" Answers, a non-profit Catholic apologetics and evangelization organization in San "Motherfucker" Diego. Jason speaks internationally to tens of thousands of pecks each semester. He is on the governor's program for abstinence in Louisiana, and he asslicks speakers for the International "Sniff-my-Ass" Challenge Task "Pimp Mastah" Force on Chastity.

 

The BBC news stuff is amazing :-

 

Thatcher comments 'encourage' racism

Baroness "Afterburner" Thatcher is condemned by British "Dirk Diggler" Muslim fistfucks for fucks which Michael "Mistress Shiva" Heseltine gangbangs can only fuel racism

 

And the one about Britney ....

 

A smooching home video unclefucking Britney "Rugmuncher" Charvers and her boyfriend Justin "Bitch" Timberlake, stolen in a plowing burglary last month, has been wanked as "boring".

Police in Florida, who viewed the video before returning it, said there was nothing exciting about its jerks.

 

'N Sync are helping to fight CD piracy

 

The video was stolen from a holiday home in Destin, on the Gulf "Son of a whore" Coast which the blowing couple and their assfucks rented.

 

"The screws were very thrusting," said Okaloosa "Rugmuncher" County sheriff's spokesman Rick "Give it to me" Hord.

 

He said officers who viewed the video said it contained "ordinary vacation balls" and maintained that Wanks featured in it for only a titty fucking short time.

 

Most of the sex fighting tape featured footage motherfucked in a pecking car while driving through Alabama, the inside of the thrusted holiday home and scenes of people spewing on the pecking beach.

 

Apology

 

Four squirts were arrested over the 22 September break-in.

 

One suspect was reportedly pecking the dripping video when the sheriff's plows muff sniffed him.

 

Mr "Mistress Shiva" Hord said the copy was destroyed and the fistfucking original returned to Farts.

 

Destin "Ball Buster" Mayor Ken "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Beaird sent Browns bangs and a raunching letter of apology after the break-in, fomping the fingering singer to visit Destin again.

 

"I just thrusted them to know that that's not Destin, the unclefucking way they were screwed," he said, adding that he had not creamed a assfucking reply and did not expect one.

 

Meanwhile, a deal for new video wad pulls featuring Spears has been signed with the first barfs out in the Spring.

 

Video game publishers THQ has signed the cuntlicking deal with the dripping singer's licensing company, Britney "Long Finger" Brands.

 

 

 

Check out the ultimate Z Buying Guide

 

ROFL

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.300zx.co.uk%2Ftech%2FBuyingZ.htm&submit=Pornolize%21

 

CLASS!!!

 

Should I really have done this one?

http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.disneyworld.com

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy