I've been doing a bit of shopping around on some of the other car forums and quite a few seem to have more female members. How come this site lacks feminine interest. I mean No groupies FFS. OK I know there are one or two of the guys on here who'll qualify for the wet T shirt competition and should be our winning mambers. Seriously though where's the totty? :cry:

I found it, under 360 days worth of office crap.

It's my Birthday again on Saturday, wonder what I'll get this year LOL.

Cheques in the post, I wont c_m in your mouth and other bullsh*t like that Fas, I love you. ( 42 mate, and I can't afford the drugs, only my 300 and that's a struggle at times) :D :D :D

 

 

Simon. ;)

 

LMFAO

 

U sure you havent overdosed yourself on cough syrup again simon! :tongue:

 

Listen im not gona tell you again, if you wana GayChat, get in touch with ChrisC! :xxx:

 

42 BLOODY HELL!!! Maybe i should call you grandpa! Dont worry your pension will kick in soon and then you'l have loads to spend on your Zed :slap:

 

Fas :rofl:

Wait until October Fas, then you can call me Grandpa.

I was only looking for common "lies and bullsh*t", I'm certainly not that way inclined. :slap: See no handbag ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway I like cough syrup,

 

Simon. :rofl: :rofl: oooh I'm dizzy

Twinpier......saw her a couple of weeks ago around your way in her Bentley.

Twinpier is quite an apt description of Jordan topless in Brighton beach! :rofl:

Jeesue, I only mentioned Jordan because I was saying the only boobs on here are man boobs and the way you lot get fixated and bitch the Totty proberbly feel "Bitchilly inadequate" :slap: :rofl:

It's because the seats in the Z don't go far enough forward, hence the women are unable to position themselves in the traditional window licking position.

 

 

Well when my wife drove my Zed, before she got her Supra TT, she comlained that her long legs used to clip the steering wheel - that's when the seat was fully back.

Geoff.

Well when my wife drove my Zed, before she got her Supra TT, she comlained that her long legs used to clip the steering wheel - that's when the seat was fully back.

Geoff.

 

More of a woman's height is in her legs! Well, on average.

 

Unfortunately I have a short torso for a six foot man, so I have the same problem in most cars... get your feet comfortable and the reach/rake of the steering wheel doesn't come far enough forward. I generally have to have the seat a bit higher than otherwise for that reason. :( Makes heel-and-toe bloody difficult without your right knee catching the bottom of the wheel.

 

Wheel is a Z is pretty big for a sports car with quick ratio, don't you think?

PMSL :)

 

I would say that Ajay qualifies as a Black Mamber, deadly strike and you won't make it to hospital once bitten! ROFLMFAO :)

Mrs Craig David drives my 300. She wouldn't drive my old 200SX.

 

She doesn't seem that interested in the forum though!

Oi leave off Katie she's a mate. All I will say is the girl is by no means stupid but has made a good (legal) living out of showing her tits and getting pissed for free! Her words!

 

So guys who are the stupid ones?

 

Anyway she used to make wicked coffee when she lived in Thornton Heath!

Oi leave off Katie she's a mate. All I will say is the girl is by no means stupid but has made a good (legal) living out of showing her tits and getting riding the red tipped rocket for free! Her words!

 

So guys who are the stupid ones?

 

Anyway she used to make wicked head when she lived in Thornton Heath!

 

Sounds like my kinda Gal is she going to Billing :slap:

thornton heath....really?...i remember KP when she was around 13 and living in Patcham...my youger bro used to hang about with the Patcham lot...but to think she used to commute to the pond just to sell coffee...unreal

my old flat mate used to date that page 3 girl (in blur videos) and he put katie in touch with her photo agent...as far as i know he never got a thank you