I think they must :D:D

 

Town centre is full of Sunshine Sheilas :bow::D:D

 

Where do they hide when it raining?? :confused:

 

Pete

U DIRTY PERVE!

 

GOOD MAN :D

 

Fas

I'm stuck in office with 35 tarts, one keeps bending over showing her thong- keeps breaking my concentration from 300zx.co.uk ;) :hyper:

I luv summer .... made a special trip down to camber sands at the w/e ... great for watching the girlies ;)

 

LONDON WOMEN PREPARE BREASTS FOR INCREASED SPRINGTIME DISPLAY

>

> Women across the capital celebrated the improved weather this week,

> preparing their breasts for the increased exposure and display that the

> warm weather now demands. For the last 6-8 months, women's breasts,

obscured

> by baggy sweaters and shapeless jackets, have existed only in the

> imaginations and fond memories of men.Yet, with the coming of spring, all

> that has changed, as girls now slip into less fabric and fewer layers.

Their

> breasts, like animals emerging from hibernation, once again climb out into

> the sunshine, stretch out in the open air and, with near-mythic power,

grab

> the attention of all around.

>

> "I just bought a new spring 'mini-vest' from French Connection," said

Covent

> Garden, media-exec Sophie Lambert, 24. "It is snug. Almost too-small

> really. Plenty of blokes seem to notice my tits when I wear it on sunny

> days." Miss Lambert's male colleagues who have seen the vest confirmed

that

> it was "blinding", and added that they are eagerly looking forward to

seeing

> her "cracking pair" protrude from within it very soon.

>

> "In countries with warmer climates, the vast quantities of breasts tend

to

> take on a diminished significance, because of overexposure," says

Professor

> Dorothy Primus of the Feminist Studies Department,University College

London.

> "The male populace tends to become jaded toward breasts, as they are

nearly

> always visible even to a casual onlooker" Primus went on to explain,

> however, that the UK's ebb and flow of seasons creates a corresponding ebb

> and flow of breast visibility. The recent fine weather and resulting

> preponderance of breast displays has brought London to its knees with

> heterosexual males gawking at the near-unbelievable levels of mammarian

> visibility.

>

> Although most men agree that the natural power of the female breast needs

> no improvement, some women are using technology to further enhance their

> breast goals. Fulham secretary Heather Phillips, 22, a self-confessed

B-cup

> with aspirations toward the C-range, plans to covertly employ a "Wonder

> Bra," to make her breasts appear a full cup-size larger throughout the

> summer. Her Boyfriend Mark Chambers is reported to be "delighted". Experts

> are not surprised by Miss Phillips' breast enhancement efforts, as spring

> frequently brings about a heightened air of sexual tension.

>

> Feminist lesbian organizations in London agreed "Although we are deeply

> opposed to the systematic sexual objectification of women and their

breasts

> by male heterodoxy, we lesbians are in a uniquely two-fold position of

> strength in these wondrous springtime months, enjoying both the

opportunity

> to display our fantastic breasts to others, and the chance to enjoy an

> eyeful of the breasts of our fellow sisters," says Megan Thomas of radical

> group Lesbian Militants for Social Change. Upon spotting a

> lithe,crop-topped, female walking nearby, Ms Thomas bit her knuckles,

> adding, "I mean... just check out the cans on that."

>

>

I'm stuck in office with 35 tarts, one keeps bending over showing her thong- keeps breaking my concentration from 300zx.co.uk ;) :hyper:

 

Whta are you doing looking in the first place? :nono:

 

Keep up the good work! :bow:

Bloody IT having a stupid ratio of men to women. Bloody Winnersh being in the middle of nowhere. All adds up to NO WOMEN!!!

 

Bigalz - come on, get the web cam up and running!!! lol

Bloody IT having a stupid ratio of men to women. Bloody Winnersh being in the middle of nowhere. All adds up to NO WOMEN!!!

 

Bigalz - come on, get the web cam up and running!!! lol

 

he he, I'm just on a short term assignment for 3 weeks supporting these gals while their office has a re-fit. I'll soon be back to my 15' x 15' shoe box of an office with 9 blokes and one 42 year old bleach blondie, so I'm gonna make the most of it oggling them!!!. Still theres always the lunch hour and with a little help from the zed to entice them down to the pub. ;)

Bloody IT having a stupid ratio of men to women. Bloody Winnersh being in the middle of nowhere. All adds up to NO WOMEN!!!

 

Bigalz - come on, get the web cam up and running!!! lol

 

forgot to add: You need to be in desktop support- crap money, but good totty!

I'll soon be back to my 15' x 15' shoe box of an office

 

:eek: Fooking 'ell - how big are your feet????

I think they must :D:D

 

Town centre is full of Sunshine Sheilas :bow::D:D

 

Where do they hide when it raining?? :confused:

 

Pete

 

this isn't some sort of birth question are you finding info for mrs Shrimp ??? :rofl: :slap: stick to water Pete :D

:eek: Fooking 'ell - how big are your feet????

 

you know what they say- big feet= gigantic ..... :rofl:

...fookin shame I'm only a size 8 shoe :cry: :cry:

this isn't some sort of birth question are you finding info for mrs Shrimp ??? :rofl: :slap: stick to water Pete :D

 

Dont need sun for hers to expand :D - I tell you mate, give Mrs Baggins a dose of supersperm, it has great effects! :dance: I'll send you some if you need some good stuff lmfao :x:

 

Pete

you know what they say- big feet= gigantic ..... :rofl:

...fookin shame I'm only a size 8 shoe :cry: :cry:

 

But I do have a zed for a pen1s extension :dance: :dance: :dance:

Strappy vest tops - I got a thing about them!

 

Ahem, not on me of course.

Strappy vest tops - I got a thing about them!

 

Ahem, not on me of course.

 

Mmmmmm strappy vest tops, hot day, sudden nippy breeze :D:D:D:bow:

Strappy vest tops - I got a thing about them!

 

Ahem, not on me of course.

 

 

off the shoulder low cut gypsy looking tops does it for me

...and of course not on me

Dont need sun for hers to expand :D - I tell you mate, give Mrs Baggins a dose of supersperm, it has great effects! :dance: I'll send you some if you need some good stuff lmfao :x:

 

Pete

 

LMFAO Pete that was a lucky fumble mate even with the FAQ I gave you on how to get a bird up the duff you still had to ring me for directions (half way through) :rofl: :eek:

Mmmmmm strappy vest tops, hot day, sudden nippy breeze James I could just imagine you in one now (mouth watering) :D:D:D:bow:

 

:eek: :rofl: Sicko

LMFAO Pete that was a lucky fumble mate even with the FAQ I gave you on how to get a bird up the duff you still had to ring me for directions (half way through) :rofl: :eek:

 

:rofl: Well I though I had to fill it via the expansion tank! :D:D

you're all dirty old men

 

oops correction-

 

we're all dirty old men

:rofl: Well I though I had to fill it via the expansion tank! :D:D

 

ROFL :rofl:

 

no mate you only use the expansion tank when the the normal one has an overflow problem :D

you're all dirty old men

 

oops correction-

 

we're all dirty old men

 

Speak for yourself I am only 29 :hyper:

there will be some thermal expansion, but the body's homeostasis will make the changes very minor.

ROFL :rofl:

 

no mate you only use the expansion tank when the the normal one has an overflow problem :D

 

Yeah I blocked all the capillaries up with Radweld :eek:

there will be some thermal expansion, but the body's homeostasis will make the changes very minor.

 

you can imagine Nelsons pillow talk to mrs mainfella , talk about excitement :rofl:

Speak for yourself I am only 29 :hyper:

 

yea nipper, but in 5 years time you be 34 like me with a few greyuns. My misses says I get better and younger with age :D