What are the dimensions of a brake pad, and disc combined into one large rubberised condom?

Are we on the same planet you and me mate???

 

Don't think so! LMFAO!

 

But if Space travel ever reaches those sort of gigantic leaps of progression that we can travel millions of miles in one lifetime, I wanna go to Planet Warren! LOL!

Warren,

 

What the F**k you gonna do?

 

Swallow the f**kin' things to get them through customs?

 

Tim

Tim,

 

I think he's wanting to stuff it somewhere lower...MUCH lower and he didn't mention any airports so I'm sure it's purely for the pleasure. Or perhaps he's got a serious case of the runs. Well, those brakes will surely slow him down LMFAO.

 

;-)

reminds me of an old story all this talk of shove'in things up arseholes,

fella ages ago, war veteran bless him, had piles.. external piles..non painfull type.. anyways he had this one 'bastard' of a pile..always stuck out of his ass after he had a shit.. and he used to use this old world war 2 shell he found on duty to push the pile back into his rectum.. offered him some relief you see.

Anyways one day.. poor fella.. he pushed up the WWII shell a little too far and 'pop'!! into his rectum it disappeared

So he goes to the A&E with his rather emabarressing prob.. asking for some help.. gets an Xray and well fuck me if those nurses didn't panic.... called in the milirary and bomb squad.. they could take no chances.. so they get the doc to open up his ass and they DIFFUSE the damn thing whilst it is still up his butt..

 

I swear its true

 

Glen 'Rear Admiral' Rimmer

 

Muahahahahahahaha poor old chap.

 

A guy arrived from brazil with condoms stuffed with cocaine up his arse in Jhb, anyway on his way home they have a minor car accident , except that the jolt form the crash, burst the condoms, he was dead in about 5 minutes lol