Lovely workmanship!

Look son,will you beleive what I tell you. That will not work as octane booster :rofl: :rofl:

me love you long time me so horny

Lamborghini have been doing their bit for the Japanese Government and now, every Diablo comes with it's own small child that acts an resoviour reserve in case of any leaks!

Just cos you don't like my Lambo doors, there's no need to take the piss! :cry:

 

Steve

Awwww mum, now your really taking the pi55......I'll get me coat!!! :)

You mean when im older, I get to stick it in them instead!!!!!!!

Oh Mama-san,I fill it phasta wid me knuts on de outside ! yu irriutt.

"i'll teach them to be better looking than me.................just bringing your drinks now, OK"

"Lambo's?? I p1ss all over them"

 

What do we win?

"Not tall enough for golden showers - mum helps. One on the right please".

The new Lamborghini Orgazmo, Zero to Ejaculation in under 3 seconds! (I'll get me coat :D)

Its alright Hermy - I've already got it for you..........

Agh! that's a girls coat, must me Mike's :D

Ok Im gonna ignore the fact that the kid is pi55ing and concerntrate on that rumour about oriental girls....she says...

"YOU SEE IT DOES GO THE OTHER WAY!" (erm I presume she's talking about the doors!!)

:hyper: Girl on the right...." Does my arse look big on this " :slap:

Little boy, "mum you sure the doctor said vitimin C.......will make it grow.... :nono:

Fok me im well huing compared to you:D

Grand unveiling of concept "Little Noboru" self-service drink dispenser met with critical acclaim.

Tesco value apple juice now imported from Japan

ever since my mum got that job in the sperm bank, my life has been hell

mummy is this really how I fill my sack up??

Little boy " I’m so embarrassed, mums made me wear a cricket jumper again, i knew everyone would stare"

 

Mum " Shut up and finish my drink"

 

Girl in red " te he, no one knows i have tucked my c0ck under the mini skirt"

 

Girl in black " wow look an mx5"

Son you wirry is rubbery,

 

Thankyou velly much MUM :D