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DATELINE- SOMEWHERE IN AFGHANASTAN (AP)
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: Famed evil terrorist Osama bin Laden came out of the

: closet yesterday. In a statement to a Pakistani re-

: porter he stated that he was apprehensive about how

: his fellow hate-mongers and terrorists might react

: to the news, but he felt that he had to come out with

: it in light of the recent dissapearence of the lover

: he knew only as "Bruce."

 

: binladen.jpg

: When word got out that Bruce disappeared with an at-

: tack by rival organization "The People's Front for

: Anti-American Revolutionary Terrorists," bin Laden expressed hope that perhaps Bruce was being well-

: treated.

: binladen2.jpg

 

: Unfortunately for Bruce and his former lover, Public

: Enemy Number One, PFAART was less kind than had been

: originally hoped.

: binladen3.jpg

 

: Osama was shocked.

: binladen4.jpg

 

: "I loved this penis," said bin Laden between

: sobs; "we had many good times together."

 

: Officials in the United States and around the world expressed hope that bin Laden would soon be joining

: Bruce in the afterlife.

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