Am I sick & wrong and in need of help when I say I have dreams of Vicky Butler-Henderson thrashing the nuts of of my Zed??!!! :dance:

Now if we are talking MILFs it has to be Lisa Tarbuck. And I dont give a monkeys if she can drive, cos she wouldnt be driving my car anyway

Aahh jock ya wee chubby chaser..!!

If we are going for milf how about Jane Seymore?? (Im only 30 come on!)

nah mate, she looks as if she could do with a fooking good meal :)

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If we are going for milf how about Jane Seymore?? (Im only 30 come on!)

 

Now that's an older woman who's pure class :p

 

When I first saw her in Live & Let Die, I was hooked. She still looks the same, too !! :cool:

VBH used to work in the same office as me..... I'm a bit slow with that post there...

Yes, lets get back to Ms Butler Henderson.

Those of you who would really need to get out more! The world is full of hot totty and you have wet dreams about a frumpy old hag!

That's like living in a world full of 500horse power sexy monster motors and dreaming of owning a clapped out jallopy!

Vicky is gorgeous. I met her at the motor show in Birmingham. She is quite small so she would fit nicely on my lap in the front of the car. I would love to introduce her to my trouser snake!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Here's hoping....

 

OK off to work, (some of us do you know)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Have a nice day yawl..........

 

Bruiser

nah mate, she looks as if she could do with a fooking good meal :)

 

Exactly and she could have my meat and two veg any day.

Yes, lets get back to Ms Butler Henderson.

Those of you who would really need to get out more! The world is full of hot totty and you have wet dreams about a frumpy old hag!

That's like living in a world full of 500horse power sexy monster motors and dreaming of owning a clapped out jallopy!

 

Every thing has its time place and purpose. We are not talking undying Love, marage etc. If you want to teararse around a field banging into things then a jallopy fits the bill. Like the song says it take a red haired WOMAN to get a dirty job done. :shock:

Yes, lets get back to Ms Butler Henderson.

a frumpy old hag!

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she's hardly old -tho she wud look better with (my) cum dripping out her mouth ! :D

FFS Nelson, you are a class act :rolleyes:

Mr Mainfella you are sinking us into the depths of depravity with that comment.....

and we are all following willingly!!

Vicky Butler-Henderson or Tara Palmer Tomkinson guys???

Vicky Butler-Henderson or Tara Palmer Tomkinson guys???

 

 

BOTH!! :D

 

Every hole's a goal, and then ........DIRTY SANCHEZ!!! :dance: :D :rofl:

That Tara is sex mad - on that jungle thing, she was doing everything to get a bloke to bonk her - dunno how he resisted ?!

What about Anna Friel ?

 

Well worth watching the moblie phone ads now ....

Andy you just remember that lesbian kiss she had dont ya?!!

 

Must admit Tara has jumped up in my view seeing her doing the late show on Jungle recently..

MY TOP 5...

1: Natalie Imbruglia

2: Sarah (my cop girlfriend -hey everyone loves a uniform!!)

3: Stacey Dash (Dion from Clueless)

4: Kelly Brook

5: Tara P-T

(chisling away at 6 is VBH)

My favourites gotta be:

 

1. Cheryl Tweedy (girls aloud!)

2. Jakki Degg

3. All of Atomic Kitten (in no particular order, form an orderly queue ladies!)

4. Christina Aguilera

 

Theres more.....just can't remember their names! :duffer: