The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding

night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his

highly aroused state, he readily agreed.

 

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30

years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

 

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very

drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of

financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50

year old executive.

 

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for

12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking

lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock

certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he

was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years

she had charged him each time they had sex , and this was the result

of her investments.

 

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the

car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have never slept around!"

erm I'm thick ?

Roflmao

I'm sure theres a good joke in there somewhere? :D:D

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Ah c'mon fellas - I liked it :D :D :D

 

Steve

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:rofl:

 

nerd! ;)

:rofl:

 

nerd! ;)

 

 

one of the biggest on the forum :D

Oh I thought it suttle.

But funny!

Arthur

Oh my god! did I say suttle

It should read subtle!

Too late!

Very good

Geoff

$20 per go every day for 30 years is $7300 x 30 = $219,000 with compound interest at 5% thats only $500,000, you would need an interest rate of 15% to get nearer to $3m

 

so while i don't understand the story, the maths behind it is a joke ;)

$20 per go every day for 30 years is $7300 x 30 = $219,000 with compound interest at 5% thats only $500,000, you would need an interest rate of 15% to get nearer to $3m

 

so while i don't understand the story, the maths behind it is a joke ;)

 

You only get it once a day??

You only get it once a day??

 

i wish, even my left hand gets a headache!!! :rofl:

I'm sure it is funny I just think I must have missed the punch line.

 

I wish I hadn't slept around ?. :confused:

LOL!! no stu - you were right 1st time - youre thick!!! :D :slap:

 

BTW, its still not that funny!! :smw:

Sorry some of you guys are disappointed, I only sent it on. Dont shoot the messenger.

Well I thought it was funny. Does anyone still need it spelling out ?

Does anyone still need it spelling out ?

 

NO!!

Mark

You might need to dumb down your jokes a bit or have it carry a warning---not for the slow witted!!!LOL...just kidding.