http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3521551.stm#table

 

OBESITY LEAGUE TABLE

The chubbiest towns

1 Hull

2 Knowsley, Merseyside

3 Blackburn, Lancs

4 South Tyneside

5 Easington, Co. Durham

6 Merthyr Tydfil, Wales

7 Blaenau Gwent, Wales

8 Stoke-on-Trent

9 Pendle, Lancs

10 Middlesbrough

11 Hyndburn, Lancs

12 Hartlepool

13 Corby, Northants

14 Sandwell, W Midlands

15 Burnley, Lancs

16 Sunderland

17 Oldham, Lancs

18 Halton, Cheshire

19 Rochdale, Lancs

20 Birmingham

 

.................... and the slimmest

 

1 Kingston upon Thames

2 Kensington and Chelsea

3 Westminster

4 Richmond upon Thames

5 Wandsworth

6 Isles of Scilly

7 Hammersmith & Fulham

8 Elmbridge, Surrey

9 Camden

10 South Bucks

11 Barnet

12 City of Glasgow

13 St Albans, Herts

14 Chiltern, Bucks

15 Mole Valley, Surrey

16 City of Edinburgh

17 Epsom & Ewell, Surrey

18 Tandridge, Surrey

19 Waverley, Surrey

20 Guildford

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3521551.stm#table

 

OBESITY LEAGUE TABLE

The chubbiest towns

1 Hull

 

Doesnt Macca live near Hull? :hyper:

Yes I've seen this report.

 

It noted that poor working class people (most of which live in the North) suffered far more from Obesity.

While Rich people (most of which live in the south) had the means to buy better food, have access to better leasure activeties and dietitions.

How ever the demographic spread of inteligence was a North South Reverse with the more inteligent people coming from the North while the epicentre of low inteligence being focused on the county of Essex :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :nono: :rofl:

 

Now there wasn't too many big words for you there, was there? :eek: :D

It would be interesting to plot a list of locations of lyposuction clinics too!

 

I bet they're not in Hull!!!

 

ha ha ha!

If "down south" was a family, then Essex would be the Mad Uncle noone wants to admit having!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

 

I'll get me coat!! :nelson:

right you are Ted!

Yes I've seen this report.

 

It noted that poor working class people (most of which live in the North) suffered far more from Obesity.

While Rich people (most of which live in the south) had the means to buy better food, have access to better leasure activeties and dietitions.

How ever the demographic spread of inteligence was a North South Reverse with the more inteligent people coming from the North while the epicentre of low inteligence being focused on the county of Essex :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :nono: :rofl:

 

Now there wasn't too many big words for you there, was there? :eek: :D

 

 

LOL - and Wales didn't come of too well either ! ;)

It would be interesting to plot a list of locations of lyposuction clinics too!

 

I bet they're not in Hull!!!

 

ha ha ha!

 

LOL very true!

Yes I've seen this report.

 

It noted that poor working class people (most of which live in the North) suffered far more from Obesity.

While Rich people (most of which live in the south) had the means to buy better food, have access to better leasure activeties and dietitions.

How ever the demographic spread of inteligence was a North South Reverse with the more inteligent people coming from the North while the epicentre of low inteligence being focused on the county of Essex :rofl: :rofl: :slap: :nono: :rofl:

 

Now there wasn't too many big words for you there, was there? :eek: :D

 

 

Yeah, coz you need a degree to work out that DEEP FRIED PIZZA and DEEP FRIED MARS BARS are not as good for you as veggies!! :rofl: I'm sure an apple costs LOTS more oop North than either of the deep fried alternatives!! :rofl: :duffer:

LOL - and Wales didn't come of too well either ! ;)

 

I dare say not mate, their all sheep shaggers round here. I'm not Welsh and i'm only here to monitor the local tendancy to beastiality. Or as its known by us intelligent and not fat Northeners. The ewe and cry of "OH I love ewe init" :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah, coz you need a degree to work out that DEEP FRIED PIZZA and DEEP FRIED MARS BARS are not as good for you as veggies!! :rofl: I'm sure an apple costs LOTS more oop North than either of the deep fried alternatives!! :rofl: :duffer:

 

My Good man most of the inteligent Norhteners live in places like

 

1 Kingston upon Thames

2 Kensington and Chelsea

3 Westminster

4 Richmond upon Thames

5 Wandsworth

6 Isles of Scilly

7 Hammersmith & Fulham

8 Elmbridge, Surrey

9 Camden

10 South Bucks

11 Barnet

12 City of Glasgow

13 St Albans, Herts

14 Chiltern, Bucks

15 Mole Valley, Surrey

16 City of Edinburgh

17 Epsom & Ewell, Surrey

18 Tandridge, Surrey

19 Waverley, Surrey

20 Guildford

 

That way thet can feel superior to there southern bretheren :rofl: :rofl:

 

Come on I lived in Hampsted for 2 years and never met anyone who was born within 200 miles of the place.

I'm from essex and proud of it :D

 

most attractive women in the UK i seem to remember a poll prooving :D

I'm from essex and proud of it :D

 

most attractive women in the UK i seem to remember a poll prooving :D

 

 

Dont you mean the easiest ;)

Dont you mean the easiest ;)

 

I think thats up north, pull out a £5 note and you can have any bird you like :D, they arnt used to serious cash money like that lol

I'm from essex and proud of it :D

 

most attractive women in the UK i seem to remember a poll prooving :D

 

Especialy to us Northern Lads

 

What makes em so attractive is the way they go for all that northern romancing, Like. "Do ya sh4g on first dates luv". The real thing though that make them attractive is their desire to prove how bright they really are. I mean if you said to a northern girl "I bet you carn't take all your clothes off" you'd get a slapped face but the Essex Girl :rofl: :rofl: I think their ace and your right it a lovely place :D

Southerners have found a way to seriously cut the calories in beer by adding 50% lemonade to it :D:D

I prefer a dash of lime :)

 

or cider

Being situated in the midlands is good position to monitor the differences between north and south.

Just some sayings I have heard up north / in the midlands and down south

north: aye up are thee mashin?

mids: fancy a brew

south: wanna cutta tea mi love

 

north: are ya reet

mids: aye up mi duck

south:alright my love

 

north: buttie

mids: cob

south: roll

 

Lady in local Tescos asking for a cooked Chicken........can I have a chicken, duck?

My wife ordered a jacket spud in south end..... the lady said "do you want batter"?

(I think she meant butter)

 

Cheers ady

Southerners have found a way to seriously cut the calories in beer by adding 50% lemonade to it :D:D

 

"Lemonade?". Oh ya I known what you mean Southern Lemonade like we get from the tap on the kitchen sink. :rofl:

shandy has less calories than mild :duffer: ;)

Nelson you need to move down south mate. You'd save all that mass!

Its time to post my new gif of the day......

 

Fatty getting excited........

I had the pleasure of having a pint in London city centre once.

 

Cost £2.60, and the larger was warm, flat and very weak!!!!!

I had the pleasure of having a pint in London city centre once.

 

Cost £2.60, and the larger was warm, flat and very weak!!!!!

 

....but it obviously did the trick because you couldnt spell lager! I think you should stick to shandy mate :rofl:

...........................My wife ordered a jacket spud in south end..... the lady said "do you want batter"?

(I think she meant butter)

 

Cheers ady

 

You found a lady in Southend???? :confused: :D

 

I've not been there for a very long time...........

 

I used to go to TOTS nightclub when I was a teenager, living in East London.........Some of the girls there, then........ :shock: :cool:

 

Soooo many memories, I just can't remember their names :tongue: :slap:

 

Richard ;)

TOTS.........Talk Of The South

Oh dear, we went there once, (my sister-in-law lives in southend)

I remember coming out of there and going down the sea front to get a taxi but all we saw were ageing bald men driving round and round in convertible BMW's with the tops down and it was the middle of winter.

he he

Ady