Under David Blunketts recent proposals for refugees &

> Foreign Nationals gaining British Nationality, this

> joke has been selected as one of the criteria tests.

> If you don't laugh at it then you will never considered

> to be 'British'.

>

>

> In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman,

> a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful

> looking fat lady.

>

> After several minutes of the trip the train happens to

> pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound

> of a slap is heard.

>

> When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red

> slap mark on his cheek.

>

> The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted

> to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on

> the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"

>

> The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his

> hands on the blonde and she smacked him".

>

> The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his

> hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

>

> The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel

> soon so I can smack that French twat again."

Brilliant ! :D

:rofl:

Fantastic :cool:

ACE!!! :) :)

Arthur

:D :D :D

Well that has just brightened my day up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Same here, a smile all round - phew I passed, as did the boss who's a Yank.

Lmao!! :D

Cheered me up!

 

Thanks,

 

Simon :dance: :dance:

I'll have to tell this one to my Father in Law

 

(French!)

very good

Geoff.