Go to corsasport.co.uk and goto the forum and just rip the SHIT out of them. All they talk about is

"What is the maxium size alloy can I get on"

"My blacked out windows look cool"

"What lowering kit can I get?"

"Green side light, yipee"

Just go on there and rip into them. They know nothing about performance, style or life.

 

They spend more than I do on buying the car and even more on moding it and it still looks like a Corsa and drives like every other Corsa on the road

 

Finished moaning now

 

Stuart

Great laugh forum hopping, could be my new past time next to taking the piss out of Universal Soldier to the point where his blood boils and he threatens to kill me at the next meeting! LMAO! Bit like Murdoch and B.A. outta the A-Team!!!

 

WaZZa Baracuus: "I'm gonna kill you fool..ughh!"

 

Tim

;-)

Lol i called myself opel1

 

you ?

Bwahahahaha the guy has a 1.l and wants to knwo if it will slow him down, the other guy replys, they are shit slow anyway, then says his 1.2 is way faster!!!! lol

Oh, this is funny. Check out some of the topics on their forum:

Speeding fines (yeah, as if. Is this some kind of aspiration they have)

CORSA1 numberplate - childish or what (erm, no comment)

Tips for driving test (oh boy, should have thought about that before buying your supercar Corsa)

How many jobs have u had? (bwahaha. I guess they have days when they are board too (I would be with those cars, lol))

 

 

Someone there also has a 200bhp Corsa. Interesting. With the car being so light, some of us better watch out!

 

 

Andy

 

Bwahahahaha. I've just read your post their Warren. I think I've just pissed myself (sorry, pis$ed myself for the Supra boyz).

 

I hope you get some replies to that. For people who haven't seen it, here is the url: http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007423.html

 

Andy

Afriend of mine in S.A has a 300bhp corsa, runningin the low 12 secs but it keeps blowing up lol, all the time.

ROFL! That's great...you shouldn't mock though, guy in Max this month(or was it last month?) had a Nova with an SRi engine in it! Seriously evil little Champagne Vauxhall Nova boy!!!!!!!!!! Would probably take out most of you round Silverstone, but then that would be no mean feat now would it??? LMAO!

 

Tim

 

P.S. Just jealous coz I wasn't there!

;-)

 

Tim one word for you "jayen" lol

 

Now dont let it go further, just cause your beast is at a company that will make it run like a corsa Bwahahahaha

 

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I appologise for anything i say that offends you its all in good humor

"Pass that bait will ya? Got me a large one here"

 

You should know me better than that WaZZa, you won't get rid of me like you did poor Jayen! LMAO! I don't start to bite at every little thing unlike some people...just 'avin a laugh...you know that...ha ha ha!!! So go pop a pill big guy and chill out mother! ROFL!

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. you gotta go a long, long, long, long way to offend me mate! Thick skinned! And generally THICK! DOH! LMAO!

Bwhahahahaha you said it he he, while on the subject has the price arisen for your car at S.E? no funnies just curious

Funny you should say that mate...NO! Just paid off 2K though in the last few weeks. Pete said that they are just waiting for the right wiring loom from Nelson! Job done!!! Pay outstanding amount and drive away...

 

Tim

;-)

 

Hey guyZ, check out my post on warrens thread on the link above Couldn't stop laughing as I was posting it Signon is a treat - Corsamfast LMFAO

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

this just gets better check these :-

http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007428.html http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007363.html http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007294.html

 

well what d'ya fink guyz??

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

lol...digital ECU makes the engine go on and off, switch over to an analogue ECU !

 

 

http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007356.html http://www.corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007423.html http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007429.html http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007430.html

 

man this is fun.

 

Fastman, er I mean, Andy

you guys crack me up

This is unbelievable!!

 

Why not have 2 engines, 1 running the car and 1 running your ICE install. I think I have read enough!!!! As Timmy would say LMAO!!

 

 

Like your posts Warren. I like the replies more because they are being serious

 

 

http://corsasport.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/007455.html

 

Oh David, you bad bad boy! LMFAO!

 

Tim

;-)

 

The best bit is that the thread has gone to the subject of TVRs !

 

And now I'm feeling really guilty.

 

Bad Hairsy.