Alright?

 

I've heard this place is pretty fly.

 

Let me introduce myself............the name is MC Mikee Macca.

 

 

 

This is me bitch. Her name is ............ bitch.

 

 

 

These are my homies......on the left you have Nelson "the main fella". On the right is my protection, Dr Jockster.

 

 

 

Take a look at my wheels.......its a bad ass 300ZX. No one messes with my ride.

 

 

 

Say hello to my mechanic......Duffster or sometimes we call him "Spanners".

He loves my car.

 

 

 

EVERYONE loves the car..........

 

 

 

You heard of 50 Cents? I got a mate called 50 Pence.....you know him as the Shrimp.

 

And Ryan? Well, he's called Lyin' Ryan cos he used to be a girl.

 

JB-2-Zee........hes dead.

 

SMW1........... Stu le Few. I can't tell you why.

 

 

LaterZ.

LMFAO!!!!!!

 

:dance:

 

:rofl:

 

Have we got a 'pissing yourself' smiley???

 

:rofl:

 

Matty.

:rotf: you are so not in the head.......like it mate very good show:rotf: :duffer:

Matt

Quality

Lol :D

James,

 

Is that the new range of 'Toys From The Hood'

 

Couldn't resist.......:rofl:

 

Matty.

FFS! Couldn't get her started........The Duffster is sorting it.

 

Excellent!!

more more more!!!!!

LOL Wicked!!!

 

:rofl: :rofl:

Ok............taking requests now.

Wallace & Gromit eat your heart out :D class keep em coming

What???? Trust Matty.............asking me if I can make them shag!

 

 

Although thats not MC Mikee Macca!

class!! Keep em coming :bow:

Oh dear...........MC Mikee Macca has caught The Jockster shagging his bitch and he don't look happy....

 

 

 

"I'm gonna fookin park my car on his head" ...........

 

 

"There. That'll teach him."

PMSL!!!! keep em coming!!!

(2 weeks later)

 

"Dr Jockster, I know thats you. Just cos you have that stupid disguise on, I can still tell its you."

 

........"What? I'm not the Jockster, I'm erm........Matty the mat Matman. The Racing Snake they call me on the streets".

 

 

 

"Come back! I'm gonna fookin rip your head off. I know its you."

 

ROFLMFAO................Excellent.

 

James :bow: :bow: :bow:

 

Rich :rofl:

"I tried to warn him.........some homies just don't listen"

 

This is how small "HOMIES" are..........

 

:( you spoiled it now :p

Right! Thats it. I'm off to bed.

Oh man, the stella was making me think this was real............ :rolleyes:

New HOMIES and new episode on the way..........

 

Dr Jockster! Are you sure that's a disguise? LMAO :D :D :D

 

Class James! :rofl:

James you nutter LMFAO , you really should get out more mate , very funny though :D