December 1, 200322 yr your name.. at its meaning (CAUTION - dont read if easily offended....but then again...this is the muppets forum!!) BOYS... Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff. Adam - rancid, decomposing and oozing with sceptic puss, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring. Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women. Alex - rancid, decomposing and oozing with sceptic puss and short but a liar and a cheat. Andy - boring and has a small pecker. Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker. Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed. Arnold - loser. Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate. Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung. Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games. Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands. Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't. Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him. Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy. Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell. Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce. Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini. Cameron - Australian Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex. Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together. Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall'). Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial. Craig - tries to fit in - he never does. Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics. Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid. Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice, total loser in a sweaty sort of way. Darren - charming , but sleeps with men. David - total w****r - hated by all. Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a w****r. Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick. Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot. Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please. Don - d**khead. Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts. Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up. Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole. Eric - shy. Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy. Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight. Gary - drug addict but willing to share. Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with others. Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace. George - barman who drinks more than he serves. Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth Graham - will screw anything Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything. Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself. Guy - Covers his back, has a small d***. Harvey - rancid, decomposing and oozing with sceptic puss, but addicted to sex and/or drugs. Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!). Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!! Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk. Jamie - Scum of the Earth. James - built like a horse. Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. Jeff - really ugly. Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright. Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection. Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head. Joel - arse. John - RULER OF SHMCC Jonathon - think he's good - he's poo. Jordan - sexy but weird in bed. Josh - full of himself, fun. Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous. Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large p***s, really nice to women. Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse. Kurt - can kick anyone's arse, likes small boys. Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips. Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit. Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a t****r. Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs. Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly! Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyone Mark - great looks, mouthy b****** though. Matt - He'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet, likes to bum sheep! Michael - thinks he's special everyone else knows otherwise. Mike - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse. Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any. Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb. Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though. Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed. Oliver - likes men but is in denial. Paul - Insomniac, with Big D***, would love to be cool like his friend. Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins. Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long,long time ago. Richard - cant see his feet balls are to big Ricky - ugly poo who everybody hates. Rikki - see above. Rob - constantly watches porn. Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind. Sam - wannabe sex machine. Scott - has serious disabilities. Sean - has small testicles and no friends. Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin. Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world. Shaun - bit of a hard b******, thinks women love him. Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks b*****ks. Steve – knows everything, done everything – poo. Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed. Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is. Tom - cool but can be arrogant. Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around. Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found. Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy. Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate. Will - wishes he were popular.
December 1, 200322 yr AND HERE ARE THE LADIES.... Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. Amanda - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. A good shag though. Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to be trusted. Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints. Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive. Baggins - Shemale with nice shaved arse Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp. Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society. Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'. Carina - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow. Caroline - Lard arse, shaves her ears. Catherine - Attracted to the older man, needs ironing. Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies. Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem. Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm. Daisy - Virgin. Danni - Should make nice threesome with sibling. Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing to society. Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage. Elizabeth - Born to rock, hates chickens. Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies. Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Gemma - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. Hayley - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer. Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves porn. Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes gherkins. Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister. Jackie - Heroin addict, sold her child. Janet - Massive over bite, no neck. Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water. Jayne - Dippy four eyed blonde, s***s you off in seconds but hates her neighbours. Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats. Jemma - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up. Jennifer - Huge breasts, should shave her legs more often. Jessica - Virgin, always will be. Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said. Julia - Innocent face, don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet in five minutes Julie - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant. Karen - Huge funlumps, shags like a rabbit. Kate - see Catherine. Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig. Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance. Kylie - Can't sing but who cares - BOING !!!!!!! Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim. Lara - Action packed, never seen naked. Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive. Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night. Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up. Leslie - Likes bondage, hates men. Linda - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework. Lisa - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn. Louise/a - Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr, Boing Boing Boing. Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad. Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely. Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag. Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune. Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing. Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial. Nina - Stuffs her bra with tissues, been single for years. Pat - Butt ugly lesbian. Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her cheeks. Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact. Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver Roseanne - ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH. Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children. Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing. Shania - What? Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers. Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce. Simone - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff. Sophie - Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset. Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's. Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues. Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave. Tanya - Hot minx, too short. Tara - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals. Tiffany - who? Tina - Face like a smacked arse, should eat less. Tracey - Lesbian. Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka. Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women. Wendy - Possibly a man. Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
your name.. at its meaning (CAUTION - dont read if easily offended....but then again...this is the muppets forum!!)
BOYS...
Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - rancid, decomposing and oozing with sceptic puss, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - rancid, decomposing and oozing with sceptic puss and short but a liar and a cheat.
Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
Arnold - loser.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's just a naughty boy.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Cameron - Australian
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too.
Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
Cliff - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel - enjoys root vegetables in every orifice, total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
David - total w****r - hated by all.
Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, stylish, trendsetter - i.e. a w****r.
Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - d**khead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an arsehole.
Eric - shy.
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with others.
Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth
Graham - will screw anything
Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Guy - Covers his back, has a small d***.
Harvey - rancid, decomposing and oozing with sceptic puss, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Scum of the Earth.
James - built like a horse.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.
Jim - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John - RULER OF SHMCC
Jonathon - think he's good - he's poo.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Justin - aggravating, insecure & jealous.
Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large p***s, really nice to women.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse, likes small boys.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a t****r.
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't smoke - Tries to tell everyone
Mark - great looks, mouthy b****** though. Matt - He'll do anything for a girl, which is totally sweet, likes to bum sheep!
Michael - thinks he's special everyone else knows otherwise.
Mike - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position though.
Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
Paul - Insomniac, with Big D***, would love to be cool like his friend.
Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long,long time ago.
Richard - cant see his feet balls are to big
Ricky - ugly poo who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - has serious disabilities.
Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the world.
Shaun - bit of a hard b******, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks b*****ks.
Steve – knows everything, done everything – poo.
Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but great in bed.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.