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Football funny....

Apparently Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead in a Senior French International Footballers hotel room.

Few other details except that the police are treating it

as murder on Zidane's floor.

 

I'll get my coat.

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    Good god thats terrible :D

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    I'll get my coat

     

    No need, I'll get it for you :rofl:

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    Originally posted by DaveW

    No need, I'll get it for you :rofl:

     

    Dave.........this isn't mine.......you have got Pete Shrimp's by mistake!

     

    PinkJacket_small1.JPG

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    Originally posted by pete shrimp

    :rofl:

     

    Whats this then Jimbo?! :rofl:

     

    Any luck?

     

    Ah yeah, BUT, wtf were you doin on that site in the first place cod face? :D

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    Originally posted by andyduff

    Ah yeah, BUT, wtf were you doin on that site in the first place cod face? :D

     

    Surely, you mean "first *plaice*"? :D;)

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    Originally posted by andyduff

    Ah yeah, BUT, wtf were you doin on that site in the first place cod face? :D

     

    LOL!

     

    He's been trying to get a date for ages now........he'll try anything.

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    Just as an aside ...

     

    James, will you be publishing a book of your finest jokes? In all the usual bookshops, ready for Chrimbo?

     

    "Jimbos' Jokes: a collection of camp funnies from the 300zx forum"

     

    A sure fire winner! :D (think of the pink pound mate)

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    URGH :(

     

    You might think of the pink pound (as in weight, lb).........but I don't.

     

    You just keep your fantasies to yourself in future. :D

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