While on vacation, Inspector Clouseau was touring some of the ancient castles. In one particular castle the tour went up a long flight of stairs, until they came upon a huge wooden door. The guide pulled the door open and shone a light inside. There was a long shaft with four walls ending some 40 meters below. The guide explained that this room had served as a disposal system for those who were out of favour with the castle lord. As the group made their way back down the stairs, they heard a loud scream and a thud. Clouseau and the guide ran back to find a suicide note pinned to the large wooden door. They swung the door open and shone a light down the shaft. A woman from the tour lay dead at the bottom. "Zis was no suicide," declared Clouseau, "zis was murder." How could he be so certain? All answers must be in a French accent!

Could zis be, 'cos ze door was fermé ...

 

it's not possible, zat had ze femme jumped down ze shaft that she could 'av clozed ze door?

 

Sacré Bleu!

J'en ai rien a branler et toi non plus!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by PHatty

J'en ai rien a branler et toi non plus!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

"Branler" - qu'est ce que ca veut dire?

 

Je ne peux pas trouver ce mot dans la dictionare .. :(

It means something like :xxx: or rather not giving one!!:D

:rolleyes:

 

Zut alors!

becos e saw z minkey do it you fewl!!

 

 

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite?

Inn Keeper: No

Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him)

I thought you said yer dewg did not bite!

Inn Keeper: Zat... iz not my dog!