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The most compicated toy known to man - and it doesn't come with any instructions !!. What makes things worse is you get significant batch-to-batch variation :confused:

 

And some of them only allow entry of one hole :( and that is not all the time !! You even have to wait a while before entry is allowed. Some rarely/never allow anyone to enter while some are very inviting.

 

Don't get me wrong, they can be the best fun ever - but how frustrating are they ??

 

whaddya all think ??:

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:( Getting rid of my model, doesn't seem to work for me anymore!!

Might as well get a newer version, without any of the sagging and worn out parts :p

 

It used to stop working for me on a regular basis anyway, spent more time trying to sort it out. Cost me an arm and a leg :mad:

 

Wont make the same mistakes with the new model ;)

 

Dave

Which bright spark decided that you should only have one at a time? :confused: in other cultures you can have several and choose according to your mood. Its getting a good allrounder thats difficult, you want a bit of the nice girl next door, good kitchen skills and a healthy dose of sluttishness all rolled into one but as usual you have to sacrifice one feature for another :D

I agree..............

 

Women are pants!!

 

One minute they work fine and then for no reason they stop everything and when confronted about the problem it's always nothing!!

 

It must be something if it's annoyed them, I mean when can something be nothing, if I've done nothing you can bet I 'have' been doing something even when I have done nothing......

 

They winge and moan and get on your case just because you didn't sweep the floor, I mean she knows where the broom is and I've been busy cleaning my car.......:D

 

And another thing, just because I get home from work 10 minutes earlier than her doesn't mean I have to cook all the time! But oh no.........as she got through the door 10 minutes later I have to cook as I have had an easier day, yeh right!!

 

Women leave it for weeks then explode with a rant of, you didn't do this, you said that, you could have done this, you didn't say that, I would have been nice if.................

 

I don't buy flowers.........she lets me know!! If I bought them all the time she would;

 

a) expect them all the time

 

b) get bored with them

 

And it would be my fault that she was bored with flowers!

 

And women always want sex when the football is on.........but you ever try it on with them when eastenders is on......(I dread to think!!) BUT it is okay when they do it.........

 

They change their mind..............too often

 

Say they want a drink, then they don't.......you make your own, then they want one.......

 

Women make us blokes go clothes shopping...........

 

They ask stupid questions like "Does my bum look big in this?" catch 22 situation and no matter what you say you will get the same 'dirty' look cause your wrong! (And you know what you really want to say is "No, it's your bum that makes you bum look big in that!"

 

One day........................

 

Matty.

there are also no user-serviceable parts inside.:(

 

I'm sure they don't make them like they used to. They used to make good housewifes/sex slaves - now they're putting us out of jobs FFS. Name a toy that does that ??:confused:

 

Far too problematic. They even expect us bloke owners to be psychic - and when they have a problem, they don't tell us what it is :confused:

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

there are also no user-serviceable parts inside.:(

 

i beg to differ there

Why are you lot 'buying' the first model that looks like it satisfies your requirements? I'm intent on trying as many different ones as possible before I make a final choice!

 

You can then take as many of them out for 'test drives' as you like;) This means I don't have to sign my life away on 'the never never' and so I don't get all upset when the 'warranty' turns out to be worthless

 

I get to find out about reliability problems and running costs before I take on something I either can't afford or end up hating!:)

 

I like to try manufacturers from different countries, especially the old Eastern Bloc. They used to have a bad reputation for just producing ugly tractors. Now they produce some of the best performing and most gorgeous looking example out there!:D

 

I love being 'old' and single!!!:D

got to say, I have had mine for 10 yrs.

 

Never do clothes shopping

 

Ive had the last month off work, she comes home and does the dinner

 

She knows how big her bum is

 

Never had an argument out of her in 10 yrs

 

Think its your interface thats wrong lads :D

You guys obviously shopped at the wrong store. :D :D

 

Mines never had any problems, low maintainance, reliable, low running costs etc. etc. LOL

Tried some of the eastern bloc models, with extremely good results, though all the warnings were in some cryptic code I couldnt understand. Always the problems with imports.

 

 

Am quite keen on choosing a good reliable example with acceptable bodywork (it only wears out anyway, so I'll settle something that might need some "attention" later) and modifying it to acheieve the desired performance.

 

You need to look for something that goes okay, is low maintainance and reasonably stable & reliable. Subtle modifications can then be performed to tailor to suit.

 

:D

 

I'll let you know how it goes.......lol

Originally posted by smw1

You guys obviously shopped at the wrong store. :D :D

 

Mines never had any problems, low maintainance, reliable, low running costs etc. etc. LOL

:p :p :p :p

Originally posted by XCK 1

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Originally posted by smw1

You guys obviously shopped at the wrong store.

 

Mines never had any problems, low maintainance, reliable, low running costs etc. etc. LOL

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:p :p :p :p

 

Oh sorry I just read the title. I was talking about my car ;) LMAO !!!!!

Originally posted by smw1

Oh sorry I just read the title. I was talking about my car ;) LMAO !!!!!

:( oh well never mind... I will have to get a performance appraisal later ;)

Originally posted by Nelson MainFella

The most compicated toy known to man - and it doesn't come with any instructions !!. What makes things worse is you get significant batch-to-batch variation :confused:

 

And some of them only allow entry of one hole :( and that is not all the time !! You even have to wait a while before entry is allowed. Some rarely/never allow anyone to enter while some are very inviting.

 

Don't get me wrong, they can be the best fun ever - but how frustrating are they ??

 

whaddya all think ??:

 

EVEN IF THEY DID, WE ARE MAN AND WOULD NOT EVER READ THE INSTRUCTIONS.....YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME THATS SOME FUNNY SH*T

I agree Stu/Jock,

not a single argument in 8 years, even encourages me to mod my Z (sometimes!)

Maybe it's the Stella talking, but I couldn't be happier :D:D:D

Dave

Originally posted by DaveW

I agree Stu/Jock,

not a single argument in 8 years, even encourages me to mod my Z (sometimes!)

Maybe it's the Stella talking, but I couldn't be happier :D:D:D

Dave

 

That's real good to hear mate, well that's 3 of us out of the entire forum. But I guess that's about right for the divorce rate these days :(

Originally posted by smw1

You guys obviously shopped at the wrong store. :D :D

 

Mines never had any problems, low maintainance, reliable, low running costs etc. etc. LOL

 

Stu I got to say that Mrs Smw Is the best looking chick that drives a Z that I have seen to date,and that's why I gave her my Knob:D:D;)

Originally posted by MAC 1

Stu I got to say that Mrs Smw Is the best looking chick that drives a Z that I have seen to date,and that's why I gave her my Knob:D:D;)

 

I'm sure she'll aprreactate that, but she's still not gonna polish it for you :D ;)

Originally posted by smw1

I'm sure she'll aprreactate that, but she's still not gonna polish it for you :D ;)

 

PMSL:D;)

Gave up on trying to understand women, two months ago.

 

NEVER AGAIN.....

Originally posted by XTT

Gave up on trying to understand women, two months ago.

 

NEVER AGAIN.....

 

:o :o :o So you gona buy a Poopra and join Roy?:p

:rolleyes: :D :rolleyes:

 

I said i'm never going to try and understand them, not never going to S*AG a woman again.....:p :D :p :D :p

 

 

And please do not associate me with Gaylord :P :D

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