Dont you hate it when neighbours see you cleaning your car and say that :mad: Mine always do it :rolleyes:

 

Do I look in your window, see you cooking, then request you cook my dinner too???!!!?! Fook off you nosey biyatch!

 

:mad:

Yeah they say that to me. As if no one in the world has ever said that.

 

On nice days when most of them our out and about I get asked close to 10 times, and no matter how well manered you are the facked that you are pissed off at hearing that must show after the 4th or 5th time.

 

 

Stuart

LOL very true :D

 

What are you supposed to reply with?:

 

"yes" ~ you might end up actually having to clean their rusty Mondeo :eek:

 

"no" ~ you are clearly being rude :rolleyes:

 

I tend to just laugh politely.

Other well worn sayings include.....

 

Street Urchins - "What ya had out of it?"

People in cardigans - "What does that do to the gallon then?"

Max power readers - "How much horse has it got?"

Supra owners - "F*kn hell, thats lush" :D

Yeah I hate that too - "I bet that's thirsty..." :rolleyes:

 

I reckon it's a competitive attempt to get one over on a fast car owner. Feeble.

 

The best comments usually come from kids - its sad really! I was driving slowly through a carpark near home when I heard a Dad say to his 3 lads "...now THATS what you want!..." and they all went "Whoaaaaaa! - Coooooool!!"

 

That felt good :D:D:D

 

;)

Love it when that happens!!

 

The pointy fingers, the stares etc......

 

I sit there all smug........driving along in the Z..........

 

Z ownership is cool, even with all the bills, hassle and gripes!

 

Love the Z..........nuff said.

 

(I see a bumper sticker for that!)

 

:D

 

Matty.

yeah funny stuff what people say, i came out the offy the other night and 2 lads looking the car over, probably for theft reasons lol, and there like all the usualy whats it do, bhp etc, and he asked me what the zed means on the front and i said it was because its a jap import and hes like whoa yeah cool, look even the tyres are japenese he says. had to walk a way tryin hard not to laugh.

In thorpe park yesterday, pulling in to park and get ushered into a field, then say I got myself some VIP parking (3 quid to park at entrance), parking attendants say back up and follow the road round, but by then some lady in an MPV pulls up behind me.

 

Anyhow, I get bored waiting for her to move, so I drive into the field and do a quick 180 (arse end swinging around nicely :D ) and drive out the the next gate.

 

Go past the parking attendants again and they both have the biggest smiles on their faces and struggle to give me the directions while looking the car over.

 

I drive off and Louise goes "Was that really neccessary?" and I just smile and say "hell yes!" :cool:

 

 

Just glad I didn't mess it up - how embaressing would that be :o

When someone with a micra or something asks what mpg you get tell them about 20. When they look horified and say thats not much,

then you say "Yeah but I would enjoy 20 miles in my car more than 40 in yours"

Usually shuts them up :D

Just say, "yes, ill come and get you when ive finished this"

then try to get a sneaky peek...and when they are having their tea, go over and ring the doorbell asking them to move their car over to your drive so you can do it ;)

for some reason they dont want you to do it anymore!

Originally posted by paulg

Other well worn sayings include.....

 

 

Supra owners - "F*kn hell, thats lush" :D

 

No Paul, they said "thats flush!" As in lots of excrement with a bt of piss!:D

Originally posted by paulg

When someone with a micra or something asks what mpg you get tell them about 20. When they look horified and say thats not much,

then you say "Yeah but I would enjoy 20 miles in my car more than 40 in yours"

Usually shuts them up :D

 

pearley belter mate.....off to tell every ficker this un........

 

(erm scrub S/Land Address) Would put Washington but every body comes up with American rubidsh...fickers........

 

 

DRINK....DRINK....

 

Fickin Shutdown Please

Originally posted by BigRoy

No Paul, they said "thats flush!" As in lots of excrement with a bt of piss!:D

 

Said the man in the Supra and then he went to the pub to fufill his lonely, sad Supra owning life......

 

(Only kidding fella!!) ;) :D

 

Matty.

I had a better one yesterday...

 

Next door neighbour's parents over for Sunday lunch - meanwhile me on drive with head under bonnet disconnecting neg terminal. His Dad wanders over and says "wow, they put a LOT of engine in those, don't they?"

 

:D