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R U Bored...Well..............

LITTLE TONY ON MATH,

 

Little TONY returns from school, and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.

 

"Why?" asks his farther.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3, I said 6", replies TONY.

"But thats right!", says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?"

"WHATS THE F*****G DIFFERENCE?" asks his farther.

"Thats what I said!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH,

 

Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."

Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthfull."

 

Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob!"

 

:eek: :eek: :D :p

 

More to come:D

 

DAVE

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