Little TONY returns from school, and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks his farther.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3, I said 6", replies TONY.
"But thats right!", says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?"
"WHATS THE F*****G DIFFERENCE?" asks his farther.
"Thats what I said!!!"
LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH,
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthfull."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob!"
LITTLE TONY ON MATH,
Little TONY returns from school, and says he got an 'F' in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks his farther.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3, I said 6", replies TONY.
"But thats right!", says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?"
"WHATS THE F*****G DIFFERENCE?" asks his farther.
"Thats what I said!!!"
LITTLE TONY ON ENGLISH,
Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
TONY says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthfull."
Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob!"
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