5am Woken to the sound of Rotweillers finishing off last nights salad...large thwack in their direction...

 

6am Alarm goes off! Dive outta bed, earliest been up in about ten years!!! Not joking!

 

7:50am Leave Bros house from De Wales(Aiiiiii!) in Capitan Kirk...

 

About 10ish, phone call from Matty the Boy, "Gonna be late mate, had to raz it up to Manc land!"

 

Get to Corley services and Jeff is there with his very nice Twin Tub. Had a chat with Jeff man and then Mat the Lad checks in to say that he's gonna make it! Yiiiiihahhhaa!

 

About 11:15ish Matty Boy arrives and we head off to Rothersthorpe with me as front-man as Jeff & Matty Boy have installed their faith in me as to knowing where the f**k I am going! LOL!

 

Yeah, I knew the way as far as Rother, but hey, I arrived there to find the Pikeys had deserted us at 11:15(have proof of this!) towards Billing!

 

After much tumble-weed in the car park we(me, Bro, Matty(cool dude!) & Jeff) head off towards Billing.

 

Arrive at the turn-off and lose Matty & Jeff(Mutt & Geoff, cock-a-nese for DEAF! LMAO!) as we are the f**kwits and take a dead end turning for an industrial estate...gets better!

 

So, me & the Bro are then on a mission to get to Billing Aqua. having been left well behind by Mattley & Jeff in their Twin Tubs!

 

Go the country route, take in the surrounding sights, and then finally(at our own pace) make it to BILLING! Apparently it's a case of following the large BROWN(hatter) signs that say "BILLING AQUADROME" this way...

 

Only to find that the Matt Lad and Mr. Jeff are lost around the Aquadrome itself...so we still made it before them...LOL!

 

Parked the Captain Kirk up behind a lovely Skylark GT-R(next to another German Herman Bimmer...which strangely enough f**ked off when we pulled up!) and mooched on over to the 300 zone.

 

Met up with me good mate AndyP and his lovely wife and spotted what appeared to be a ginger haired chap with a Ferret O'Rochet cap on(Ferrari, Johnny!) and the unmissable Mr. O'Tooley(top geeZer! Johnny is in this mans shadow...LMAO! and takes copious amounts of verbal abuse...) and then chill in the unbelievable heat whilst skeggin' lovely Z monsters!

 

Also, drooling over lovely Supra(Winged Ba-Heemoth's) & did I mention the lovely RX-7 TT's? With their very empty engine bays due to be Rotary Wankered or something along those lines...ROFL!

 

Great day, Tooley is the master of soundZ and providing comedy sketches between him and the poor(not literally as this ginger guy changes the colour of his car more frequently than his under-kecks...LMFAO!) Mr. J. Who by the way, is a stingey f**ker with his posh catalogues if it means closing a sale with a dodgey Dutch geeZer in a Mk III Supra(which I loved by the way coz I used to have one!) double glazing stylee!

 

Oggled Johnnies car(nice!), Tooleys truly "Beast from the East!"(REZPECT to the Tooley! Top banana! Especially trying it on with every single woman in de place...including AndyP's Mrs. while we were off oggling other Jap. vehicles...saying "come to the pub with us love, he won't even miss yer!) STAR!

 

Me and Matty, Bro and AndyP taking the piss outta the Nigeria motor that was furred out with what can only be described as Cocker Spaniel pelts but could bounce the jiggy jiggy stylee!

 

Some top motors, sorry did I mention the Supras...I'm gonna get crucified for the SUPRA mentions! LMAO!

 

Nico avoided me, don't know why, maybe something to do with the fact that he doesn't trust me to offer my humble assistance in re-assembling his shagged motor...but hey! I'm thicked skinned matey, pass the rizzlas someone?

 

Anyway...rambling now! Phuket afer driving so far...not! Shame that me Bro had to work tomorrow(Sunday) otherwise I would have been mad for staying over and getting suitably Leo'd with Tooley who in my opinion should have his own show on the comedians!

 

Did see some Neeper alloys on a nice Prelude, Neepers I hear you say? WTF are they? Only available in the states, he managed to get them back via a four day hol. to LA! Total cost after tyres and finding someone who could fit the rediculously low profiles that he had on it! About 3.5K LARGE! They were the f**kin' bollox!!!

 

NEEPERS! Best alloys, most extreme alloys, made the BlitZ look like KinderGarten in comparison...star!

 

So, to summarize an already way OTT post, excellent day! My Bro enjoyed it, I enjoyed it plus the bonus...meeting Tooley, very brief conversation with Johnny(business mode!) and Ajay, AndyP...oh and took the piss outta Warrens Super Fagger exhaust! LMAO!

 

 

CLASS!

 

Next year it's gonna be camp out, "who's got a torch?" stylee!

 

TTFN

 

Timmy

 

:-)

 

P.S. Johnny, you ain't gonna pull any Maff with Angus(school boy shorts outfit!) CD's sitting in you passenger footwell....AIiiiiiiii....boooo....Selecta!

 

Tooley is the god of soundZ, and OIIIIII, Mr. Metallic Light Green Strosek kitted up Z...your car is nice geeZer and you may have won the "best Z32" award but going around saying to voyeurs "are you jealous?" is not big or clever...get a life or justify why you spent 30K large on it!

 

P.P.S. Ajay, 10/10 girlie...REZPECT for turning up and putting most exhausts to utter shame! Not only that but you fitted it...you are more worthy than Bonny outta Knight Rider(hot chick that kept telling Michael Knight that KITT was Phuket after he'd done boosts over silly guyZ in crappy jeeps! LMAO!) REZPECT girl!!!

 

P.P.P.S. Andy Duffman was there but missed him and his Nordic Mrs. DISAPPOINTMENT is oh so large!

 

:-)

 

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[This message has been edited by Timmy_Turbo (edited 29-07-2001).]

Wish i'd been there.

Spent all day humping boxes to my new house.

:-(

 

I dident get to meet many guys cause we dident have name tags lol, but all in all great day, say some really nice zeds, pitty they all had girlie exhausts, i was the only man exhaust there lol

Tim,

 

the weekender is a go'er for next year, fill a tent with beer and food and we is laughin (AAAaiiiiii)

 

Cool day, Cool carZ. Met AndyP, Timmy TT, Tooley (sort of, I laughed at him alot) Ajay (sort of again, stood about 4 foot away) Jeff, nice car matey...

 

TopPeople in general, The Guy with the Green Z (jealous? Matty makes big wanker sign in his direction) NO NEEEEEED.......

 

What was with the pretend snow.....WTF...got everywhere, Can we pick a field without it next year?

 

Looking forward to Blackpool trip now, Tim the terrible will partake in a few beers on Saturday, He will bring his missus tho' (so he can drink) So the Elk hunting is off....But not for me (puuurrrr)

 

One last thing I was a bit embarrest by my spoiler....I need a new fibreglass one...Any Idea's how much as mine is the old heavy one and looks shite.

 

 

Matty.

 

Warren, your exhaust pipe is LARGE to say the least mate, but you need another one of equal, Supra-ish size, on the other side...only then will your mission be complete, if you choose to accept it? LMAO!

 

Matty, speak to oh Ginger Zpice, Johnny about a new spoiler. Have you been on his new website? Smart!

 

Oi, Johnny, next time we see you I hope that you're not wearing those skin tight jeans...80's are well gone mate! Not too mention the fact that HHHhaaaappparently your flies kept bursting open which was scaring AndyP's Mrs. PACK IT IN! Know what I mean? ROFL!

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. Beer fest next year, stop-over, WILL have my car back and now have a monty mission to make my car louder than Peter O'Tooleys'!!! Chicks love the DVD player so nevermind cheap chat up lines..."have you seen my 12 inch Sub Woofer darling...ohhh errrr???"

 

 

Timmy, Matty,

 

Where the Phuck were you guys? - i was around for most of the afternoon and didn't See anyone matching the Tom Cruise / Brad pitt descriptions earlier.

 

Appologies to everyone else i managed to miss also - Deffinatly need some kinda ID scheme next time. Mind you it didn't help that we were in with the Z club too - asked some guy if he was form the forum and he went to slap me with his Dueling Gauntlet

 

Z ya

 

Nico 91TT

Nick, sorry mate, I was pleased to meet more people but left quite disappointed that I didn't see Mr. Duff, Craig or your good self! Saw Warren and would have said hello, but after all the ribbing we've given him about his Super Fagger??? He's a big lad, bigger than me anyway! LMAO!

 

Nah, WaZZer was too busy showing Mr. O'Tooley that his washer bottle needed topping up...in a very serious and technical kinda way.

 

Next year things will be different, I'll have my car back and it will be louder than Tooleys...yeah right! My wig and glasses will be more outrageous than Tooleys, NOT! My chat-up lines will be better than Tooleys...in my dreams! Not much left really! Matty, let's get rat arsed mate!!!

 

Tim

;-)