I recon we should all have little name tags lol bahahahahahahah ooohh hehehehhe then at least we wont all be standing around like tits looking at each other and thinking "this guy looks like a pric" lol

 

just a thaught, i can even make id badges in full colour for free. mail me you pic if you are interested, it should be a laugh

Me Too........(perk)....always wondered...what.....it.....would....nah..

 

...Bring on the women...(purrrrrr)

 

(looks round at Timmy world..)

 

Not stoppin there's no Z's here!! LMFAO

 

 

Matty.

Tom Cruise is a fudge packer anyway so why you would want to look like him is beyond me.

plus the man is 5.1 inches tall, i mean really

Only joking mate, sorry, but I'm an old fashioned kinda guy! I believe that all women should be bi-curious and should practice lesbianism regularly in the company of their consenting male partner armed with a digi. camcorder!!!

 

However, I do not condone Up-Hill gardening, shit-box burglaring, shirt lifting, fudge packing, dipping the shitty dipstick etc. etc.

 

You get the drift...

 

 

Tim

5.1 - hey that's 'normal' height.

 

Guess who has no chance of hitting his head on the roof of the Z !!

man i agree with you there, i believe it should be standard practice for a guy to have two woman, both gay (but playboy gay) not those ones that dont shave there armpits...

Tim,

Well I am MENSA qualified and if you are a one man/woman then that explains the skirt and stockings you wear at weekends.

Just to clear things up I am not a Sausage Jockey and will never be....nuff said.

 

 

Now i'm to have my dinner....

 

...Bangers and mash...LMAO

 

Only kidding!!

 

 

Matty.

 

Ohhh maan a "sausage jocky" bahahahahahah he eh ehhe hehehehe that is even better than "STARFISH TROOPER" LOL

Starfish Trooper

 

That's good, just can't get that bloody Pan's People record outa my head now...

 

Sing: "I fell in love with a Starfish Trooper..."

 

Class!

 

 

Yeah, no vasquez look-a-likes out of Aliens for me...bring on the Britney twins...I like it Chef from South Park styleeeee! LARGE!

 

Tim

;-)

 

Matty, in your case geeZer probably Banger and Muff...LMAO! Sorry Emm!

 

 

OK let me get this straight.

 

Warren - will be the one wearing just a black G String.

 

ChrisC - is the one with the 80's haircut, bomber jacket and American Accent.

 

Ajay will be the one In Native American dress firing Long bow bolts at my Clio.

 

Timmy T will be the one who Looks like Rodger Ramjet with a "im Straight" t shirt sportin a smile, Digicam and bottle of Power Steering Fluid

 

While Matty will be totally indisguishable from the surrounding masses bar a Plate of Bangers and can of Blue aftershox if i know Matty

 

Nico - Will be the one still Sat at home looking worried

 

Z all you freaks soon

 

Peace.

 

Nico91TT

 

 

 

Baahahahahahahahaha how did you knwo i wear black g-strings, (little secret wear them two sizes to small and they make your sausage look huge lol)

Not according to your pic they don't Warren mate...ROFLMAO!

 

If that's a lunchbox mate, it ain't Linfords, either that or he's eaten his sarnies and the banana...

 

Nevermind packing a Desert Eagle, more like one of those up the sleeve, western cowboy gambler pink jockey pistols! LOL! Spud gun!

 

Here is my sense of humour, walk straight into it...there you go!

 

Tim

;-)

 

NICO, you're a diamond geeZer! LOL!

 

You must have missed my post earlier about coming to Nottingham(I know where you live!) to help re-assemble your motor...you know it makes sense! I've worked for the MattleyDuff Wacky Races F1 team you know! Not an overall spaZ when it comes to things mechanical...oh go on mate, I promise I won't accidentally put the turbos on back to front...LMAO!

 

That'd be quite a laugh actually, the only Z that when it boosts actually slows down instead of going faster! I feel an experiment coming on!

 

 

 

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Timmy mi old mucka.

 

Fortunatly my car is no longer in Nottingham but hidden away in a secret test facility in the backwoods of south Yorkshire - I think its safe from your Powersteering fluid pumping , backward turbo fittin ways for now muah ahahahah.

 

Z ya

Nico 91TT

 

 

 

Ah that's not fair mate, you promised! You said that I could help you put your car back together!!! Then I would be as clever as some of the clever people on this forum...

 

Tim

OK then i'll let ya - as long as you stay well alway from the PS resevoir

 

Wouldn't want you sulking all day ... besides one of my wheel ramps is a bit bent and could use a replacement - you drink a lot of milk as a kid

 

Z ya

Nico 91TT

Can't I make the Cha instead? Wheel ramping was never my strong point...LMAO!

 

 

Look, don't underestimate the powers of the force...no, really, don't underestimate my powers old man! Sorry, getting seriously stuck in Daft Dader mode here...

 

Once I built a Lego Technics car kit, had a few problems with the motors burning out...but that wasn't all my fault, honest! Anyway, the 6 year old I was helping sorted it all out in the end...LMAO!

 

Tim

;-)

 

Tom Cruise must have lots of short friends if he likes driving the Marmite Motorway.

LOL

Putting turbos on back to front?

oh man and you spent 6 years in the Navy....

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....Oh man no wonder your navy is so crap, and your army, oh and your airforce.....

SARGE :"Private timmy did you put the Rocket in the Seawolf correctly"

Pivate Timmy : " Yes sarge no problem sarge"

SARGE :"Fire seawolf one"

Newspaper :"The british navys finest Destryer was sunk yesterday do to Unknowen circumstances" bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

Okay - I know I'm going to regret this but who's going to be there on Sunday?

 

Lots of talk about Sat but...

 

I hope 2 make it Sunday, can't do Sat.

 

Tim

Just you mate! LOL!

 

Only joking, Glen is going on Sunday and by the time Sunday comes along Tooley, Johnny and Dr. Duff will probably be well and truly MASHED!!! So, don't bother asking Johnny any technical questions or prices for Exhausts etc. You'll get a reply of the giggles more than likely!

 

F**kin' 'ell, it'll be like Jim Morrison with the rest of the Doors arrives at JAE along with Janice Joplin and Jefferson Airplane...

 

Tim

;-)

 

P.S. Warren, no Privates or Sarge's in the RN you fool! LOL! Just Seaman and officers! I was a Radio Operator so didn't have much to do with Seawolf launchers. However, all that painting up on the bridge roof in front of the 910 Tracker(Seawolf tracking radar device!) could explain why I've never had kids...LMAO!

 

Timmy

Print this out and stick it on your shirt

 

Hello my name is_________ I am from the 300zx club. Please come and talk to me about headlight bulbs and stuff.

 

Zee ya all tomorrow.

Paul

OK, well I won't be joining you all at Rothersthorpe Service station tomorrow Extenuating circumstances and all that...yadda, yadda, flarn, ding.

 

I will try and get up to Billing at some point tomorrow afternoon, but if I don't - hope everyone has a good time....

 

Ajay.