The JOYS OF MARRIAGE

 

5 Kinds of Sex

 

1) The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon

period, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

 

 

2) The second is Kitchen sex. This is at the beginning of the

marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen.

 

 

3) The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit,perhaps

have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

 

4) The fourth kind is Hallway Sex. This is where you pass each

other in the hallway and say, '**** you!'

 

5) There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Ssex.

 

This is when you get divorced and your wife screws you in front

of everyone in the courtroom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Which stage describes you the best?

Ok then, I'll start......

 

Stage 1 and suddenly stage 4........:mad: :( :mad:

Stage 1 then 4 now 5!:D

Then why get married at all????

Originally posted by MarkTT

Then why get married at all????

 

 

 

Good Question :D

The 3 stages of sex :-

 

1) tri-weekly

2) try-weekly

3) try-weakly

 

LOL :D

 

Dave

just got through number 5

After 27 years of marriage ... stage 3 hoping to revert to stage 2 now kids have, almost, flown the nest!