Guest sunbeds2002 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 two fleas on a fanny one is a burglar one is a junkie how do u tell them apart the burglar is hinding in the bush. and the junkie is sniffing the crack ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jezz_S13 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Mmmm but you don't sniff crack, you smoke it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andyduff Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jezz_S13 Mmmm but you don't sniff crack, you smoke it. ..... and how painfull does THAT sound? :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sunbeds2002 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 nothing personal to the gay community 2 queers together , one morning one of them catches the other ******* into a condom !what are you doing! he asks !oh just packing your lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest andyduff Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Two queers sat on a beech. Queer one says to queer two: "Would you get out of my son?" Sorry :D:D:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x-biker Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Originally posted by andyduff Two queers sat on a beech. Queer one says to queer two: "Would you get out of my son?" Sorry :D:D:D:D:D Andy you naughty bloke! The last time that joke appeared on here it got deleted within an hour!:eek: Still made me grin though..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 300z Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 An old man in his 60s walks into a forrest with a 5 year old girl, about 15 minutes after walking deep into the forest, the girl starts crying, the old man says "whats wrong" she replys "im getting very scared" he says " you think your scared i have to walk out of here by myself" :D:D:D lmfao sick but funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest x-biker Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Ok, while we're on the subject of jokes with questionable taste...... A white baby and a black baby die and go to heaven. They approach the Purley Gates and there's St Peter waiting to greet them. He picks up the white baby and says "Hello little baby, welcome to Heaven. Go to that door over there and pick up your wings." The baby says (in cute baby voice) "Oh, am I going to be an Angel?" "Of course you are" says St Peter, and sends him on his way. St Peter then picks up the black baby. He says "Hello little baby, welcome to Heaven. Go to that other door over there and you can get your wings." The little black baby says (in cute baby voice) "Oh, am I going to be an Angel?" St. Peter replies... "Don't be silly, you're going to be a BAT" :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Originally posted by Jezz_S13 Mmmm but you don't sniff crack, you smoke it. Won't the pubes catch on fire and burn her legs?:eek: :eek: :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybernet Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 A man calls in sick one morning. His boss is quite p*ssed off and grabs the phone from his secretary to speak to the employee. "Yes I know you're not feeling well, but how sick are you?" he asks. "Well, I'm in bed shagging my sister" he replies. "Is that sick enough for you...?" :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest XTT Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Originally posted by MAC 1 Won't the pubes catch on fire and burn her legs?:eek: :eek: :eek: Erm.......it's called shaving/waxing :rolleyes: :p :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jezz_S13 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Originally posted by MAC 1 Won't the pubes catch on fire and burn her legs?:eek: :eek: :eek: maybe but as it's a local anaesthetic she won't feel a thing, unless it gets on to any mucous glands then she'll enjoy it. :) she may froth up a bit though when the bicarb hits her juices LOL. Snorting it would be like snorting a pack of popping candy LOL. :) Ouch!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAC 1 Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 LMFAOROFL:D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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