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FERRARI F1 SACK ENTIRE PIT CREW...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The announcement followed Ferrari's Decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed Northern youths from Liverpool.

 

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear.

 

This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by Ferrari Management, as most races are won and lost in the pits, and Ferrari would have an advantage over every team.

 

However Ferrari got more than they bargained for as, during the Scouse Crew's first practice session, not only were the Scouse pit crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged, and had sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D :D

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ROFLMAO :D

 

Quality. Aye Aye...you startin' summat sof' la'???

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Yawn :o

Let me know when you get to the funny bit :rolleyes:

Dave

A scouser was sitting in the corner of a pub minding his own business, having a quiet pint when this guy minces in through the door. Gold lame trousers, leopardskin vest, pink stilettoes, lipstick on (very poorly applied), hand on hip and minces over to the scouser sat on his own.

 

He leans over, hand still on hip, and whispers in the scousers ear, "fancy getting a blowjob big boy"

The lad jumps up, empty beer glasses crash to the floor, tables get upended, the lad smashes the gay bloke to the floor and knocks the living daylights out of him, with the whole pub watching on in amazement. After about 15 minutes of pummelling his head into the sticky carpet, the scousers gets up and sits back down with another pint, whilst the gay bloke leaves the pub covered in blood and cuts and bruises.

 

The barman, who had watched it all happen, cautiously walks over and asks the scouser what the bloke had said to offend him so much for him to do that to him.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"****er mentioned something about getting a job"

 

 

Well i thought it was funny ! :rolleyes:

In the words of Bernard Manning

 

I go to Liverpool once a year.....

I go to visit my hubcaps.

:D

Originally posted by cossie chRiS

 

"****er mentioned something about getting a job"

 

 

LMAO :D :D :D :D

First heard that one about "yoofs" in Great Hollands (and anyone who is new to Bracknell, just bear in mind it's got a lot beter in the past decade!).

 

Anyhoo

 

Q) What do you call a scouser in a suit?

 

A) The defendant :D

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