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Guest Eric Manktelow

Found this post on a forum...

What whould you have done in the same situation?

 

"PIKEYS.

 

not my ususal bunch of pikey scum****s, but this time a new set, in a completely different town by the beach.

 

me and a mate go back to our cars (each have full cars of people) when out of nowhere 3 drunk pikeys emerge on BMX's and one pikey girl, start trying to block us in etc with their bikes. we start to reverse, my mate gets a bit close to one of their bikes and the **** gets off it, opens the door and punches him in the face with the bottom of a beer can. he then manages to get away, so then i reverse out, then the girl opens my door, tries to punch me but i get out the way then this pikey twat kicks me full pelt in the face, i then think, right time to get out of here so i reverse out and start going forward, the twats then pick up their bikes and throw them full pelt at my car,

 

3 big dents in bonnet, smashed windscreen ****ing enourmous dent and HOLE in roof

 

we then cain it away and phone the police, two very good coppers i must admit went off and tried to catch them. waiting for crime number now, my car looks totally ****ed and ive got to pay and claim for it to be repaired.

 

im so ****ing pissed off, they also tried to smash all my windows to get at me and the gals i had in the back. "

 

 

I would post the pics of the damage as it's pretty bad, but it won't let me link to them.

 

If it happened to me, I hate to say it but I think the red mist would have descended and I would have driven the car out of there and would try to make some of them eat my bonnet!

I'm sure I'd regret it later, but what the hell!

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Guest Eric Manktelow

They probably wouldn't care, I doubt the bikes were even theirs in the first place or they wouldn't have thrown them at a car.

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What I usually say is:

 

Look, if you have a problem with someone, solve it with him. NOT WITH HIS CAR FFS. Someone has worked his/hers a*se to manage to get this car.

 

FFS, i'd prefer someone to punch me than take it to my car.

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Scum ! :mad:

 

Please excuse my ignorance, but what's a Pikey ? :confused:

 

Wouldn't help the car much there but I always keep a disposable camera handy in the car (mainly to take photos of the car/road in case I'm involved in an RTA - means they can't lie about where their car was to the insurance co. !). At least if you've got photos of the scum you can keep a watch out for them, even if the Feds won't accept them as evidence !

 

Really heavy/knobbly walking stick's always too in those situations ! ;)

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Guest Nelson MainFella

I'd have driven into them if possible, AND hit them very hard and enjoyed rubbing their faces into the ground. Man if it'd have been me I reckon I'd have whipped all their asses. When I'm mad, I'm like the Incredible Sulk !

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Originally posted by konrad

Please excuse my ignorance, but what's a Pikey ? :confused:

 

a gypsy/nomad/transient type character who probably dresses like an asylum seeker but has more money than anyone you know

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Originally posted by konrad

Scum ! :mad:

 

Please excuse my ignorance, but what's a Pikey ? :confused:

 

Stinking, thieving gyppo's if you live in the real world..

 

Traveling Romany's if you live in a politicaly correct fantasy land..

BWAHAHHAHAH :D

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Originally posted by paulg

Stinking, thieving gyppo's if you live in the real world..

 

Traveling Romany's if you live in a politicaly correct fantasy land..

BWAHAHHAHAH :D

 

Cool :cool: :cool: Gas the lot of 'em !

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Guest Nelson MainFella
Originally posted by konrad

Scum ! :mad:

 

Please excuse my ignorance, but what's a Pikey ? :confused:

 

 

Wasn't he off Dad's Army ?

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