Give Star Wars quotes, Funniest, favourate, most hated anything.....

 

Stuart

Did you know that some alien shouts

DIE DICKHEAD on Return of the Jedi!!!!

 

 

You learn something everyday

OK Shitty Star Wars Quote,

 

'We need missile defence to protect the United States from possible attack from rogue states'

- George W Bush.

 

What a c**t

 

I love from the movie "Great shot kid - that was one in a million" coz it reminds me of days at the amusement arcades playing the Video Game.

 

Glen

 

And this one

"You came in THAT thing? You're braver than I thought"

 

Thats what people say to my missis when she gets out of me Batmobile, wibbling.

LOL

 

Glen.

 

Sarcastic Glen!

And this one

"That's impossible, even with a computer!"

 

This reminds me of the reply Tim must have got when seeing his car in a million pieces on SE's floor, he questioned one of the technicians there with

"How the hell are you going to put that back together??"

Hehe

 

Glen

And my last email to Mister Yashimoto, Head Honcho at Nissan:

"Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've created. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force"

 

The power of the force of course referring to the Police Force

 

Glen

One more then:

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side"

 

Dark Side? Veil Side? I dunno.

The more I think about it, star wars quotes fit very well along side owning a Z

 

Bye till later

 

Glen

Glen,

 

I agree, You need to be a Jedi to drive a Z

 

 

Matty.

the force is strong with you but you are not a jedi yet whereas i have a metaclorian count that goes off the scale

help us obi johnny your our only help

do you not think jar jar binks and johnny were twins sperated at birth

Yes you need to see what happens before it happens in a Z.

 

Matty. If you are you can get Return of the Jedi. Fastforward it to near the end when they "Conserntrate all fire on that Super Star Destroyer"

When the Super Star Destroyer crashes into the Deathstar and Admiral Akbar and Co are cheering turn the volume right up and you will hear some one say Die Dickhead just before it changes to another scene. It is the funnies thing ever. And its a U film

 

Stuart

Is it me or is the Comlink used in Phantom Menace a Lady Gillett razor

 

Stuart,

 

I have the Box set Trilogy thing, I shall be having a look/listen for that....

 

"I've lost R2...." No luke he's behind you but in bits and smoking!!

 

Eh, Just like Timmy's TT at SE...LMFAO.

 

Sorry mate.....couldn't resist.....

 

 

Matty.

In 'A New Hope' when the JAWAs catch R2 and are taking them to sell, when they arrive and are coming to get the droids out - one of them says ' Here comes the window cleaner' plain as day - much hilarity!!! So if you want a job for life - it seems technology will never overcome the 'dirt window' syndrome.

My fave line is Vader in Empire Strikes Back when he looks at my Z and says - Impressive....Most Impressive' or was it when they where having the light saber duel...my mind grows dim.

luke i am your father................. but the wuote from austin powers yeah baby yeah

In Phantom Menace, when Queen Armadildo is bantering with the high county council...if you keep 'em peeled you'll see a group of ET's waving their arms about. So that's what happened to all the spare puppets...LMAO!

 

Ja Ja Binks: "How wude!"

 

Oh and I have been told that the ET's are at the Pod race aswell! Lucas you're losing it mate!

 

 

Tim

;-)

 

A little joke.....

 

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He

inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

 

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through

the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

 

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

 

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call

it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

 

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

 

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, North

America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America

is going to be poor.

Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a

continent of black people,"

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be the Middle

East and extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered

in ice."

 

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass

and said "What's that one?"

 

"Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth. There

are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from Britain

are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be

found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and

high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and

carriers of peace."

 

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about

balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

 

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the wankers I'm putting next to them

in France & Germany!!!"

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy