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A man was driving along the highway(in his 300ZX) and saw a rabbit(must have been daylight!) hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.

 

Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.

 

A woman driving down the highway(in a Nissan Micra) saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

 

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."

 

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 metres away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 metres, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 metres.

 

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

 

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave" biggrin.gif

 

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Boom boom!

 

Tim

;-O

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Hehe

I'll get your coat.

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..and I'll get the rope.

 

You really are a soft Basil you know... ie, daft as a brush biggrin.gif

 

BOOOOOOM BOOOOOOOOM ! !

 

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DUOH man that was sad lol

...sorry! Had to be done. But you still read it didn't ya???

 

Obiwan once said "Who's more the fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?"

 

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Tim

;-)

 

They got your coat and the rope and you should have gone!!

 

I quote from star wars once more;

 

"You should not have come back old man..."

 

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Matty.

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